A person you wouldn't typically have sex with but you do because she/he is there and available. (not hot but not ugly enough to pass up, better then masturbation)
Similar to how you hit an animal in the raod, not really because you wanted to but you didnt really not want to at the same time. why avoid it??
Similar to how you hit an animal in the raod, not really because you wanted to but you didnt really not want to at the same time. why avoid it??
Friend: "hey check out that chick over there, she's looking at you"
You: "eh, banging body but she's got a big nose and kankles, she's Road Kill. We'll see how the rest of the night goes first"
Friend: "f*ck that dude, you know damn well if you dont hit that your going to go home alone and beating off to that free 30 second porn on the internet"
You: "eh, banging body but she's got a big nose and kankles, she's Road Kill. We'll see how the rest of the night goes first"
Friend: "f*ck that dude, you know damn well if you dont hit that your going to go home alone and beating off to that free 30 second porn on the internet"
by Shaggerman January 13, 2009
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by autumnnips May 4, 2014
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An out-of-date clothing style, or other fad, that has been overtaken by something 'new', i.e. the old has been run over by the new.
Valley girls talking about Hippies: "Ewww! Fashion road kill!"
Other examples: Spandex; Disco; Grunge; Whatever is current NOW, etc.
Other examples: Spandex; Disco; Grunge; Whatever is current NOW, etc.
by Havoc August 9, 2004
Get the fashion road kill mug.A person who is too stupid for words. A person that you wonder how and why they are still alive. A person so stupid that you know it's just a matter of time before they are killed by nothing more than their shear stupidity.
On 3 separate occasions I have seen people standing next to their cars unable to unlock their car door because the battery in the key fob had died and they didn't know what to do. On each occasion I took the keys from their hands and unlocked the door WITH THE KEYS! Man! Talk about WALKING-ROAD-KILL!
by m2hss April 25, 2011
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by Primadonna August 10, 2004
Get the fashion road kill mug.Yet another description of a woman's period. This one deriving from the fact they stink like road kill downstairs in that off-games week.
Dude 1: "Dawg, that chick is the worst. She's in a rage and stinks."
Dude 2: "No shit, Bro. Must be road kill week."
Dude 2: "No shit, Bro. Must be road kill week."
by Wizards Sleeve August 9, 2006
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