To get screwed over or jewed - often as the result of a prank or move designed for the enjoyment of others at the kifee's expense and not neccessairly for the sole pleasure or gain of the kifer.
G turns off the hot water while Colin is taking a shower.
Colin: "Fuck off, fags!"
G laughs.
G turns the hot water back on and Colin gets burned.
Colin: "AHHHH FUCK!"
Kevin (to Phil): "haha G just kifed Colin in the shower"
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One day downstairs returned all of upstairs' empties to the beer store and used the resulting funds to purchase more beer which they promptly consumed upstairs infront of the unsuspecting upstairs crew. Stealth kife. That's why downstairs is king.
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Every time Realtor Mike comes over to try and sell the house either everyone is high and the house stinks and is in a general disarray or G has either left a surprise in the bathroom or makes a comment about how the place is prone to flooding. Realtor Mike is NEVER going to sell the house. Kifed.
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Nigerian student O'Jury (name spelled incorrectly to protect the guilty) fled back to his home country (he needs your help if you're interested - just supply your banking details and you'll get $20 million) and he left rotten food and a dead frog in G's fridge. O'Jury totally kifed G.
Colin: "Fuck off, fags!"
G laughs.
G turns the hot water back on and Colin gets burned.
Colin: "AHHHH FUCK!"
Kevin (to Phil): "haha G just kifed Colin in the shower"
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One day downstairs returned all of upstairs' empties to the beer store and used the resulting funds to purchase more beer which they promptly consumed upstairs infront of the unsuspecting upstairs crew. Stealth kife. That's why downstairs is king.
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Every time Realtor Mike comes over to try and sell the house either everyone is high and the house stinks and is in a general disarray or G has either left a surprise in the bathroom or makes a comment about how the place is prone to flooding. Realtor Mike is NEVER going to sell the house. Kifed.
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Nigerian student O'Jury (name spelled incorrectly to protect the guilty) fled back to his home country (he needs your help if you're interested - just supply your banking details and you'll get $20 million) and he left rotten food and a dead frog in G's fridge. O'Jury totally kifed G.
by 515 July 22, 2005
by wastexcase August 18, 2008
Kife is when you're coloring something with a crayon and the tip breaks off so you have to hold it together by the tip while you finish coloring.
Kife is when you're making a Hungryman dinner and you're only supposed to peel off the plastic over the meat and poke holes through the beans and gravy, but you accidently peel the whole plastic off and it doesnt work.
Kife is when you put a milk bag into the pitcher and you cut the wrong side.
Kife is when you lose something.
Kife is when your cell phone rings and by the time you get it out of your jean pocket that is some-what tight you missed the call.
Kife is when you have to study for a big test or exam and you forget your notes at school.
Kife is when you're making a Hungryman dinner and you're only supposed to peel off the plastic over the meat and poke holes through the beans and gravy, but you accidently peel the whole plastic off and it doesnt work.
Kife is when you put a milk bag into the pitcher and you cut the wrong side.
Kife is when you lose something.
Kife is when your cell phone rings and by the time you get it out of your jean pocket that is some-what tight you missed the call.
Kife is when you have to study for a big test or exam and you forget your notes at school.
by Mr.Goatee4Kris September 12, 2009
A sexually attractive female. The term uber-kife describes the single most attractive kife in a particular context. ki-eef is in the upper quartile of kife just below the uber. Koife is drunken 'easy' kife, i.e. you would!. Anti-kife is self-explanitary.
by Phil & TUV May 1, 2006
by Chris Charles December 10, 2002
look at that kife over there!
by Anonymous September 7, 2003