by johnny crunk o matic December 24, 2007

A body of fresh water that contains at least 5% urine, and is warmer than the air around it as a result.
dude, i just pissed in the fountain behind the dentist's office.
Gross, now it's a ****ing kiddie pool
XD!!!!111!!1!
Gross, now it's a ****ing kiddie pool
XD!!!!111!!1!
by Cookie of Sorrow August 1, 2008

by Austizzle February 12, 2007

by thebestguyonearth November 18, 2003

When a male ejaculates into a belly button.
by Mohnathan August 22, 2018

A place for over 30 year olds to both watch their children and to make more children given easier access via swimwear at the same time
Jeff:Karen and I went to the kiddie pool today.
Bill: Did you remember to actually take your child this time?
Jeff: Yes, made it so much easier to get away with.
Bill: Did you remember to actually take your child this time?
Jeff: Yes, made it so much easier to get away with.
by The MAD Hatter January 7, 2015

"Dude, i tried to motor-boat that blonde, but she has small boobs so i ended up just kiddie pooling her".
by Red Omen June 9, 2011
