kiddie pool

A body of fresh water that contains at least 5% urine, and is warmer than the air around it as a result.

dude, i just pissed in the fountain behind the dentist's office.
Gross, now it's a ****ing kiddie pool
XD!!!!111!!1!

by Cookie of Sorrow August 1, 2008

Kiddy pool

When you're having sex with a girl and cum on her stomach, then the seamen congregates to her belly button. Therefore, forming a kiddy pool.

"Had sex with my girl last night."

"No way bro. That's sick. Did you cum on her stomach"
"Oh yeah bro. I made myself a nice little kiddy pool"

by Reptar May 11, 2016

Kiddy-Pool

Girl/Group of girls considerably younger than you

"Hey man, lets call up the Kiddy-Pool tonight"

"Kevin's drownin in the Kiddy-Pool again..."

by Austizzle February 12, 2007

kiddy pool

a pool that gets pooped and pissed in

little kids and old people

by thebestguyonearth November 18, 2003

Kiddie Pool

When a male ejaculates into a belly button.

As Sam came all over Sally's tummy, he gave her a kiddie pool.

by Mohnathan August 22, 2018

Kiddie Pool

A place for over 30 year olds to both watch their children and to make more children given easier access via swimwear at the same time

Jeff:Karen and I went to the kiddie pool today.
Bill: Did you remember to actually take your child this time?
Jeff: Yes, made it so much easier to get away with.

by The MAD Hatter January 7, 2015

Kiddie Pooling

When you try to motor-boat a girl with small boobs.

"Dude, i tried to motor-boat that blonde, but she has small boobs so i ended up just kiddie pooling her".

by Red Omen June 9, 2011