Kaning Season

A very rare and obscure event in which the creature known as the Kanus akwardus tries to seduce a mate and produce offspring. This is an extremely rare event due to the Kanus akwardus' akward nature and its excessive procrastination. Kaning Season is not yet fully understood by man kind. The Kanus akwardus is the only creature of it's kind and the rare nature of Kaning Season says that the Kanus akwardus could easily die out.

Person 1: Is it Kaning Season?
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.

by Kanus expert February 11, 2014

Khanini

A pairing of Nishanth and Khaliyah. Poggers

"Hey, wo are those two lovey-dovey people who are excessive on PDA and blushing"

:Oh, it must be Khanini!"

by VividMystic March 3, 2021

Kaning

Farting on your boyfriend/girlfriend with extreme force causing one to be sexually aroused

My night started out with kaning, which led to me receiving dome

by DomeShot December 2, 2013

Kraning

to cream oneself (ejaculate) on account of something very simple, usually involving Boston, e.g. the Red Sox winning the World Series, the Patriots winning the Super Bowl, or sushi

"Oh, dude, oh, dude, OH, DUDE!" "Man, you totally Kraninged when you ate that sushi!"

by jo mamma February 3, 2005

Keaning it up

Doing something that's wrong and then acting like your the victim, with or without realizing that you're doing this.

Coined by the Amazing Atheist on the Drunken Peasants (An awesome podcast), named after the infamous Brett Keane who is known for doing shit like that.

Tommy Sotomayor is keaning it up .

by Adelphepothia July 23, 2016

kaning

The act of one person farting on another preferably in a public setting. The act must be declared to be official.

Dude that girl at the Kiosk just got a vicious kaning.

by chewy924 June 2, 2010

khanin

An introvert guy, who loves to stay hidden

The boy who is sitting silently in the class is pretty khanin

by Khanin November 24, 2021