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Suicidal Kernels

Jim: God Damnit!
Bob: What?
Jim: Nothing, just some Suicidal Kernels.
Bob: Your mother passed away this morning of liver failure.
by Captain H8orade June 13, 2015
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Keshell

A sweet , smart , loving woman who cares about everyone and will go out of her way to prove that she cares. No one can match her loyalty . She is also very intimidating to other females trying to compete with her . She scores before she ever throws the ball.
I need a Keshell in my life .
by SlickMasta101 June 5, 2018
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Kennel Dog

A name for a person who eats food with force, destruction, and speed. This person usually takes massive, deep throat bites, that require minimal chewing. The face doesn't get 2 inches above the plate unless deep throating an item.
"Look at the Jeff the kennel dog housin that burrito!!" "Jeff's kennel doggin that pizza, watch your fingers!!!
by R. Timmer December 7, 2010
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kennel

-verb

A command to go and stay in a kennel.

Originally directed towards crate-trained dogs, this expression is used to convey utter disapproval towards friends and colleagues.
Example 1
Ali: "My crystals and my night stick are tangled!"
Craft: "Kennel."

Example 2
Corinne: "Let's go to the Waka Sunrise show!"
Wiesse: "Naaaa, I'm just gonna kennel myself."
by Turtle Farmer August 25, 2010
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Kernel Dwellers

In layman terms, kernel dwellers are the womens which are attributed a score of 0 out of 10 in regard to their appearance.

The kernel dweller terms arise from the hotness scale operator H, H:Girl --> {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10}.
Whenever the operator H acts on a element of the Girl set, say y and Hy=0, then it is said that y belongs to the kernel of H.

Therefore Kernel Dwellers are the ones living in the Kernel of H.
G1 is a kernel dweller, she belongs in the kernel of H, along with the other Kernel Dwellers.
by l0stn00b November 13, 2009
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kernel

An OS kernel is often responsible for handling driver requests, filesystem operations, I/O requests and other system functions.
by Gary Destruction May 30, 2004
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kernel panic

A kernel panic is a type of error that occurs when the core (kernel) of an operating system receives an instruction in an unexpected format, or that it fails to handle properly. A kernel panic may also follow when the operating system is not able to recover from a different type of error. A kernel panic can be caused by damaged or incompatible software or, more rarely, damaged or incompatible hardware.
Dude, my laptop sucks... it suddenly developed a kernel panic about 15 seconds after boot-up.
by jheath April 27, 2004
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