kermit slip and slide

commit suicide

"hey you better kermit slip and slide"

by fierycatdisk October 15, 2017

Kermit Stan

Kermit stans are people who devote their life for Kermit.
They love and worship him.

I'm a Kermit stan because I love him and watch all of his shows.

by RiverDirt September 1, 2021

i am going to kermit suicide

kermit jumping of a building killing himself

kermit:i am going to kermit suicide

women: oh jesus

by fjdsldlfa;jk; November 5, 2019

kermit sewerside

What you do when Chloe falls on her face in front of the whole school and makes everyone think that u are dating the clumsy uncoordinated giraffe

Damn u need to go home and Kermit sewerside

by Dinodicbitchboi September 17, 2017

I want to kermit suicide

Kermit just wants to die. So do i :")

Me: i want to kermit suicide

Kermit: me too

by Timeforteletubbies August 21, 2018

kermit slip n slide

Literally means to commit suicide

iwantto kermit slip n slide becauseihatemyselfalotbutimnotthatselfish

by overdosed turtle June 27, 2018

Kermit suicide

To be so done with life that you just wanna die

Aniya, I'M GOING TO KERMIT SUICIDE!!!

by Meme n' Shit December 11, 2018