Kenosha Crotchcopter

A male who lowers their drawers and proceeds to rotate his hips in order to project & swing his member in a motion that resembles that of a ferris wheel or helicopter. This is often done from an open window on public transportation or a trolley.

Look! That guy just went by in the trolley & Kenosha crotchcoptered us all!

by Wifan85 December 27, 2016

Kenosha Typewriter

During cunnilingus, the act of using your tongue to draw letters, numbers, or other symbols over her vagina. This is commonly done with the alphabet, but can also be used for spelling out song lyrics or lines of Shakespeare.

I got bored while eating her out, so I started up the Kenosha Typewriter and started spelling out the Pokémon theme. She loved it.

by CaseJackal July 19, 2011

Kenosha Quickdraw Competition

An event that took place between an armed Kenosha Kyle and a legally-challenged libtard with a Glock, which resulted in the former party “vaporizing” the latter’s right arm despite being knocked down and clearing a misfire.

Imagine having the advantage tactically and still getting smoked by a kid because your reaction time is comparable to a sloth taking a shit, then fucking up your witness testimony in court and getting (figuratively) smoked again.

That is the essence of this competition. You might be a little slow at the range, but you’ll never be slower than Grosskreutz.

Friend 1: “So who’s that guy in the video?”
Friend 2: “Gaige Grosskreutz. Dude was shot after pulling a Glock on Kyle.”
Friend 1: “Man, that’s gnarly. Guess he just lost the Kenosha Quickdraw Competition.”

by -LongSchlongSilver- January 5, 2022

Kenosha Renovation

The act of renovating a house, store, school, church, car, or truck by lighting it on fire.

"Jerry was mad that I slept with his wife, so he tried to give my car a Kenosha Renovation."

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Kenosha Cadillac

Any car that came out of the AMC/Chrysler plant in Kenosha, WI.

I'm driving an AMC Pacer which is also known as the "Kenosha Cadillac!"

by JannRickles November 20, 2022

kenosha steamer

This is not unlike the Cincinnati or cleaveland steamer in which a dump is dropped on a chicks chest, but it differs in that the dump must consist of corn, and peanuts. Once the dump has dropped the guy does a swanson dive into the pile, and goes right into missionary sex.

Dude, Mitch told me he just took a Kenosha steamer on his girlfriend.

by The 208 steamer March 16, 2021

Kenosha Typewriter

The technique of drawing letters with your tongue while giving a girl head. The ABCs are commonly used for this technique, however, one may get creative and use words or song lyrics.

She sounded like she was getting bored, then I started up the Kenosha Typewriter on her. She was cumming before I got to F.

by CaseJackal October 25, 2011