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Kenosha Crotchcopter

A male who lowers their drawers and proceeds to rotate his hips in order to project & swing his member in a motion that resembles that of a ferris wheel or helicopter. This is often done from an open window on public transportation or a trolley.
Look! That guy just went by in the trolley & Kenosha crotchcoptered us all!
by Wifan85 December 27, 2016
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Kenowhere

n. A city in southeastern Wisconsin, commonly known as Kenosha. Founded in 1835, it has grown from an agricultural hub to a major business center. Kenowhere is also home to the University of Wisconsin-Parkside and Carthage College
I just drove down to Kenowhere to see John Mayer at Carthage College.
by J. Brinker July 31, 2004
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Kenosha Typewriter

During cunnilingus, the act of using your tongue to draw letters, numbers, or other symbols over her vagina. This is commonly done with the alphabet, but can also be used for spelling out song lyrics or lines of Shakespeare.
I got bored while eating her out, so I started up the Kenosha Typewriter and started spelling out the Pokémon theme. She loved it.
by CaseJackal July 19, 2011
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Kenosha

Kenosha is a medium sized (though small by American standards) city in south eastern Wisconsin, in the cozy little corner of Lake Michigan and Illinois. It is often frequented by Illinoisans (or as they are sometimes called "Illannoyans" ) and is known for it's occasionally visitable beaches and plethora of bars. There is also a bit of a punk scene in the city.
"Hi! I'm from Kenosha!"
"Oh, that's too bad."
"Well, at least I'm not from Racine!
by Killerwardrobes September 2, 2011
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Kenosha Quickdraw Competition

An event that took place between an armed Kenosha Kyle and a legally-challenged libtard with a Glock, which resulted in the former party “vaporizing” the latter’s right arm despite being knocked down and clearing a misfire.

Imagine having the advantage tactically and still getting smoked by a kid because your reaction time is comparable to a sloth taking a shit, then fucking up your witness testimony in court and getting (figuratively) smoked again.

That is the essence of this competition. You might be a little slow at the range, but you’ll never be slower than Grosskreutz.
Friend 1: “So who’s that guy in the video?”
Friend 2: “Gaige Grosskreutz. Dude was shot after pulling a Glock on Kyle.”
Friend 1: “Man, that’s gnarly. Guess he just lost the Kenosha Quickdraw Competition.”
by -LongSchlongSilver- January 5, 2022
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Kenosha Renovation

The act of renovating a house, store, school, church, car, or truck by lighting it on fire.
"Jerry was mad that I slept with his wife, so he tried to give my car a Kenosha Renovation."
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Kenosha Cadillac

Any car that came out of the AMC/Chrysler plant in Kenosha, WI.
I'm driving an AMC Pacer which is also known as the "Kenosha Cadillac!"
by JannRickles November 20, 2022
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