Kenny McCormick

Kenny is a charecter on South Park. Wears a bright orange hoodie that covers most of his face. Talks in a muffled voice but you can ususally figure out most of what he is saying, but is perfectly understanded by his friends. Kenny comes from a poor family, and often takes his friends food. Kenny knows more about sex then all his friends put together, and his room is decorated with pictures of women in bikinis. Kenny without his hood has blonde hair, but his face has never been seen. Kenny dies in nearly every episode.

(Kenny McCormick dies)
Stan: Oh my god, they killed Kenny.
Kyle: You bastards!

by Vampire Ghost October 9, 2006

Kenny McCormick

A really hot fucking character from South Park with the most dreamy, messy blonde hair. He almost always keeps his hood on which covers his mouth which results in him always sounding muffled. He also wears an orange parka and is always made fun of by Eric Cartman about how he's poor. He also dies like every episode but...mysteriously revives every episode? Anyways, search up Kenny McCormick bloodpop animation and click the first video on the top of the list. Then you'll see how hot he is.

Girl1: Kenny McCormick is so hot right?
Girl2: I know, he's like the hottest character in South Park.
Girl1: Too bad he always dies though...He doesn't deserve that!
Girl2: Yeah...

by lolimaginebeingaretard March 25, 2023

Kenny McCormick

Dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die is literally the definition of Kenny McCormick

by beIbel February 12, 2023

Kenny McCormick

Kenny McCormick is the best character in South Park and you can’t change my mind 😼. He is also fruity

Person A: Who is Kenny McCormick?

Person B: The best South Park character to ever exist.

by Supercraig January 1, 2022

Kenny McCormick

sum horny kid from south park

i dont watch south park but i know that kenny mccormick has a 10 inch penis

by emmyandlola March 26, 2023

Kenny McCormick

A South Park charater with an Orange coat and a muffled voice, He is also the one that gets killed the most, 126 times according to wikipedia.

"mrrrmr mmmph mm rmmmrmr" said Kenny McCormick

by TymonirTymonovic February 16, 2023

The Kenny McCormick Effect

The theory that somwhere, somehow, a Kenny McCormick around the world is getting killed or dying.

Someone named Kenny McCormick: Help me! I'm dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMGWTFBBQ!!!

Random douchebag that doesn't stop to help: ANd that, my friends, is The Kenny McCormick Effect!

by MMMMMMMMTOASt July 13, 2010