Kenneth Bone

Pure, unadulterated perfection in the form of a human being; the physical return of Christ himself.

Person 1: "Where are you going?"
Person 2: "To church"
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "I have to be prepared for the return of Christ, it could happen at any time."
Person 1: "He already returned and his name is Kenneth Bone"

by Ken Bone = God October 15, 2016

Kenneth Boner

A half chub erection that comes on suddenly during a presidential debate.

If you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your penis wearing a thick red sweater, glasses, and a freshly combed mustache.

There I was watching the tube, when all of a sudden, BAM, my wanker swelled into a nice plump Kenneth Boner, and suddenly I had so many questions on clean energy!

by In_shane_ity October 10, 2016

Kenneth Ellerbe

The current Washington DC Fire Chief who is widely known for changing the name of the department (DCFEMS) and funding uniform changes while not paying people their salaries. This man has social-agenda's and is in control of a 2,000 person work force while not showing any regard for his employee's. He is also known as a Dictator

You better not manage your company like Kenneth Ellerbe, or you'll have some pissed off employee's!

by DC News Guy October 16, 2011

Kenth

A real homie. He doesn’t get along with too many people but near his friends he’s one of the best members of the group. He’s charming, and a must have for a friend.

Kenth is awesome, man.

by Okuyasuballs February 19, 2021

Kenneth Branagh

Completely brilliant actor whom is the only person I would love to watch potray Shakespeare's work.

Hey what are you watching?

Kenneth Branagh in Hamlet

Oh wow he's amazing!!!

by luuuuuuvah man! December 11, 2010

Kenneth Copeland

An aspiring musician from the 1950s who played with a ouija board one night and became possessed by a demonic entity on unknown origin. The demon proceeded to use the poor singer’s body to infiltrate the ears and minds of those down on their luck and in need of hope, stealing what little money they had to their name as a false prophet, wannabe antichrist. This hellish practice has accumulated millions of dollars and has led countless away from Christ, and in the process has provided a very comfortable and lavish life for the demon inside of the lifeless body that was once Kenneth Copeland.

I heard the villain in the first Men in Black movie was inspired by the true story of the possession of Kenneth Copeland.

by theHolyToast Show January 8, 2023

Kenneth

A beautiful man who is adventurous and fall easily in love. He is a person who is incredibly intelligent and his humor is outstanding. He tends to get what he wants and isn’t afraid of confrontation. He is someone who has plentiful knowledge but also needs someone to help control it and take some of it in. Kenneth has so much love to give but can only give it once one proves they’re worth it. He is definitely an interesting person and unexpectedly very good at listening.

Kenneth, Hes such a flirt.

by Nevagoddezz January 28, 2020