kelanie

when the female vagina is so polluted with sextual transmitted diseases that the entire body starts to rot.

Condoms dont work on a kelanie, your stll going to catch something.

by hizzl November 6, 2007

Kellanic

Kellanic is an adjective used to describe someone who is eccentric and awesome. Mostly it is also used to describe people who look like Nai'vi and wear Nuts around their neck.

For instance.:

Daniel: That girl there with that Chapalupa nut on her neck sure is Kellanic!

Evan: Yeah that's a good thing! To bad she has Herpes!

by Mr. Dutch May 30, 2011