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Kazakhstan 

a former soviet union country, currently part of the cis. 9th largest in the world. (slowly) developing.
famous between foreigners for extremely hospitable, generous people and eating horses.
damn that borat! kazakhstan rocks!!
Kazakhstan by ladybugs_rock May 24, 2005

Kazakhstan 

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
All other countries have inferior potassium

Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming pool
It's length thirty meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80% of human solid waste

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan
They very nosey people, with bone in their brain

Kazakhstan, industry best in world
We invented toffee and trouser belt
Kazakhstan's prostitutes, cleanest in the region
Except of course for Turkmenistan's

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Come grasp mighty penis of our leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
Kazakhstan by Doctorwho101 November 24, 2021

Kazakhstan national anthem 

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
All other countries have inferior potassium

Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming pool
It's length thirty meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80% of human solid waste

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan
They very nosey people, with bone in their brain

Kazakhstan, industry best in world
We invented toffee and trouser belt
Kazakhstan's prostitutes, cleanest in the region
Except of course for Turkmenistan's

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Come grasp mighty penis of our leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

Kazakhstan 

The holiest country on the planet. Home of Borat Sagdiev, and Azamat Bagatov.
Let's make a pilgrimage to Kazakhstan, home of Borat Sagdiev, and Azamat Bagatov.
Kazakhstan by Wtfusaytomeulittleshit November 25, 2019

Kazakhstan 

a nation which contains a large number of Russian-speaking beautiful asian looking women.
I went to Kazakhstan and had sex with this hot girl.
Kazakhstan by Ikar September 25, 2005

Kazakhstan 

The most beautiful country in the world, has a lot of lovely places. Kazakhstan has two main cities: Almaty and Astana. Astana is the capital and Almaty is, probably, the place for young people. I came from Almaty and I really like this city. Mmmm, yeah, soo, Kazakhstan has two main languages: Russian and Kazakh. Why Russian?? Mmm, maybe because we have a lot of russians in our city, so we started to learn their language, they are like bros for us. We live in peace, friendship and Borat has no relationship to kazakhs :)
- Where are you from?
- I am from Kazakhstan!!!
- More details please, cuz I am from there tooo!
- I am from Almaty, and my question is " Why the fuck are we speaking English if we are from the same country?"
- Ohhh, idk
- Dafuq, why are we still continuing doing it
- Goddamn, i just don't know
- Ok, fine....
Kazakhstan by Naiman_777 May 9, 2013