kauai

the bestest island of all the hawaiian islands. east and west is the best parts of the island. north and south is where all the anorexic chicks and haole wanabe locals are at. too much haoles are moving to the island of kauai and developing on it. pretty soon da whole island is gona sink so if ur planning to come to kauai, try chance um and we going bus up ur rent a car and send u back to da mainland dumb haole

kauai is at da top of da chain!

by kauaigurl76 July 4, 2008

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Kauai Posers

People who live on the island of Kauai and try way too hard to fit in with Kauai's social scene. This mostly includes extremely white people trying to speak pidgin when they moved here from Utah a year ago, representing west side, southside, etc. when you don't even live there, being a ninth grader and talking about nothing but getting stoned when everyone knows you've been chambered like once, and cruising in places where only locals should be cruising. These people are shunned and beat up in the back parkinglot of K-Mart.

Bob (white mormon freshman nug) shows up at shippies. He gets his ass kicked and thrown off the cliff. Bob is an example of "Kauai Posers".

by wilhelmscream March 15, 2009

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kauai suda

Kauai Suda is an amazing girl.......who gets all the boys.she is a thick sis and she is the most beautiful person ever.She is funny,nice,and caring.she also really likes k pop.

Boys hit kauai suda up!

by A loving person April 13, 2019

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Kauai

one of the Hawaiian islands, its filled with ghetto kids and cracked out parents. They do have a lot of respect for locals. If a tourist were to disrespect Hawaiian culture they’d get one bong up thier ass. There’s not much to do. If you’re visiting whatever you do don’t fucking go to the mall on a Friday night. I would tell you which mall but there only one. Basically every ghetto middle school vape god and highschoolers that think that they’re supreme druggies when really someone just slipped them some Advil. There’s different sides of the island East, West, South, North they all have their own cute little “gang signs” the North shire is basically rich snobby white kids or some chill surfers, the South side no one really gives a flying fuck about but I think they body board¿ the West side thinks they’re gang members but really they just look stupid with thier bandanas walking like they have a stick up thier ass. I mean some of them are nice if you have enough weed. And then the East side is all kinds of fucked. They’re genuinely some locals mixed with north shores drowning in a bottle of Smirnoff. I mean the island itself is beautiful until your getting dragged on rocks down at Queens Bath. And there’s always children running around the streets of Hanamalu and Anahola: the 2 most ghetto parts of the island. Anyways have fun visiting. AND BY THE WAY THERES AN OKINA AFER THE SECOND A SO DONT PRONOUNCE IT LIKE ONE HAOLE.

gotta live Kauai

by Brah marry May 7, 2018

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