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The Karsten

A form of masturbation where as soon as you cum you catch every single bit in the air with your other hand.
"Aww man my hand is nasty, I did the Karsten a couple of minutes ago."
by Lea Andries November 29, 2019
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Karstening

Mentioning something after it is mentioned already.
Guy1: hey did you guys know about this new song?

*3 hours later*

Guy 2: Hey did you know about this new song?

Guy2 is the one who is karstening . He mentioned something in the same group where it is already mentioned.
by PTT69 January 31, 2017
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karsten

a karsten is a man that girls may call "awkward" at times. very shy. usually is found on by his computer where he lays listening to depressing music. wishing one day heill find true love. may have a hunched back and weird stance, women dont find a karsten atractive at all and sometimes can just be a buzzkill/cock blocker.
man- OMG its karsten that kids awesome i played WoW with him last night
women- ehhh i guess but sometimes i think what an awkward faggot sure he hasnt done anything wrong but still the only word that sums him up is awkward
by big show111 January 13, 2010
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Karsten time

Time used to talk to Karsten in a day

Goes between 07:00 - 01:00
Damn is Karsten time over?
by Chubern March 25, 2019
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Karsten kaminski

A fuckboy who likes to always talk about other girls who got rid of them even though they never talk. A karsten kaminski will often never close his mouth and badmouth girls but constantly ask about them.
Wow he is such a karsten kaminski, I’m pretty sure he’s spent the whole English class talking about her
by Your absolute mom November 21, 2019
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Dirty karsten

When you eat seafood and the throw up while eating out someone’s pussy
Random dude: Dude I just gave my mom the dirty karsten last night

Other dude: wtf is wrong with u
by Sheeeessshhhmaaammmma September 16, 2021
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Karsten

Stinkend Nederlands snotjochie
Wat een lucht het ruikt hier naar karsten
by Za measter August 23, 2022
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