kalahwauki

When something isn't making sense, not working or just plan crazy.

Out of control, unbelievable

2020 is just Kalahwauki.

My computer is acting Kalahwauki,
Last night was totally Kalahwauki.

by Tamtamwam September 28, 2020

Kalabe

He fine,all the girls want him, he’s loyal,with a cute smile

Omg I wish kalabe was mines,cuz he so fine

by Dimplefacee May 24, 2018

Kalaiselvan

An amazing boy who everyone loves he's very smart, cool and VERY funny he makes everyone crack up whenever he tells jokes he's one of the best people you will ever met.

Be grateful to meet a kalaiselvan

by Kittycat_ tac March 2, 2019

kalpak

'Kalpak' Calpack, calpac, kalpac, kalpak, or qalpaq is a high-crowned cap worn by men in Turkey, the Balkans and throughout Central Asia and the Caucasus.
Kalpak is also a male name in India, and it means someone who is smart, witty, and amazing in bed.

The Kyrgyz man wearing a Kalpak walked into the bar.

by Nazgul07 July 10, 2017

Kalamabooze

A website and lifestyle of getting drunk and participating in various shenanigans in Kalamazoo, Michigan - the biggest 'city' in Southwest Michigan.

I was kalamabooze -ing the other night when I took the For Rent sign from that apartment complex and stuck it in my neighbor's front yard.

by KalamaBooze February 4, 2010

kaiparkersexual

When you are sexually attracted to Kai Parker

When you get butterflies in your stomach when you see him

Kai Parker is a very hot but misunderstood character in TVD (The Vampire Diaries).

I am kaiparkersexual.

by Kai Parker’s wife March 25, 2021

kalamazoo

Yes it does exist! It's in Michigan and is a bigger town than people probably think, mainly due to the fact that it's home of Western Michigan University. There is also the much smaller Kalamazoo College, also called K College. There is usually plenty of to do in the area and the public library is nationally known.

"there's a place called Kalamazoo?!"

"I hear there's a party in the student ghetto tonight."

by kzoogirl April 20, 2006