Kabir is a cross between new and old world monkeys. Resembling bartungas, they originate from Africa, but resembles looks of Mexican breeds.
They range in size of gorillas, Some are arboreal (living in trees) while others live in Stirling and Coogee; diets differ among the various Kabir's but may contain any of the following: fruit, leaves, seeds, nuts, flowers (lillies), insects, spiders, eggs, arms and small animals.
Some characteristics are shared between most apes, butt scratching, butt sniffing, butt tickling and dancing in pantries.
The are lovable, and often likes to dress in space suits.
They range in size of gorillas, Some are arboreal (living in trees) while others live in Stirling and Coogee; diets differ among the various Kabir's but may contain any of the following: fruit, leaves, seeds, nuts, flowers (lillies), insects, spiders, eggs, arms and small animals.
Some characteristics are shared between most apes, butt scratching, butt sniffing, butt tickling and dancing in pantries.
The are lovable, and often likes to dress in space suits.
The first monkey in space was Albert II who flew in the US-launched V2 rocket in June 14, 1949. The second space monkey is Kabir! Man what a cool monkey!
Kabir stole my giant donuts! and its now in the Palm tree!
Kabir stole my giant donuts! and its now in the Palm tree!
by Carrot7 April 04, 2008
Kabir is witty. playful. funny. Kabir is usually a sweetheart. Kabir is surrounded by several lady friends at all times. chick magnet, if i put it right. Kabir is also a puppy. he has a peculiar laugh which can make you laugh at his laugh but can melt your heart. Kabir plays the guitar, huh, can't help himself being sexy can he
Girl 1: there's this new cute guy in the office
girl 2: oh, what's his name?
girl 1: Kabir
girl 2: oh it makes sense!
girl 2: oh, what's his name?
girl 1: Kabir
girl 2: oh it makes sense!
by veronicamoonchild July 24, 2019
by Hairydicklord5678 July 03, 2019
by nataniel October 05, 2020
A fat loser who has one pity friend who is planning to kill themselves because they saw his ugly ass face.HE is a fat loner who is forever alone and will never succeed in life. He like hot girls who kill themselves when they see him bcoz he is so ugly.He is the definition of loner as well.
by Fatfuk May 02, 2018
Kabir is a name usually associated with very gay people. Most commonly found being penetrated in the anus by one man while giving oral to another. They usually have no goal in life other than to ride a dick, and tend to be very stupid. Kabir's are also known to be sometimes transgender, but most prefer to be a male prostitute.
"Omg, did you hear what Jack did last night with Sam. Jack was being such a Kabir."
"Dude, stop acting like a Kabir and actually get laid by a girl for once."
"Dude, stop acting like a Kabir and actually get laid by a girl for once."
by __CyberBananaMan_ January 10, 2019
Kabir is usually associated with very gay people. They are most often found being penetrated in the anus by one man while giving oral to another. They are usually very dumb and don't do anything other than try to spread their gay habits upon others, this paired with their low IQ level makes them a very odd and awkward person to encounter. Some Kabir's go as far to become female, but most stick to being a male.
"Omg, did you hear what Jack and Sam did yesterday. Jack was being a Kabir for Sam all night"
"Dude stop being such a Kabir, and act like a normal human for once"
"Stop acting like a Kabir and get laid by a girl for once"
"Dude stop being such a Kabir, and act like a normal human for once"
"Stop acting like a Kabir and get laid by a girl for once"
by __CyberBananaMan_ January 10, 2019