kiss my ass flu

refers to the fabricated condition from which an employee is suffering when he or she calls in sick not because of a real illness but because he or she is resentful, frustrated or burnt out as a result of being mistreated by his or her boss.
"There's a shoe sale on at the mall tomorrow; I think I have suddenly developed a terrible case of kiss my ass flu and won't be able to come in to work."
by Shafty May 16, 2006
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french kiss my ass

Imperative sentence to command someone to kissing an open asshole using his/her tongue.
C'mon ya cocksuckin' faggot, french kiss my ass!
mugGet the french kiss my assmug.

lu-kiss-my-ass

that kid is lu-kiss-my-ass
by CUPYYYY December 15, 2016
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Eskimo kiss my ass

The act of sticking your nose between someone's ass cheeks and eskimo kissing their asshole.
by Will and Thera February 21, 2008
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french kiss my ass

means to kiss your ass and to stick your toung up it while doing it.
usually an insult but can be a sexual come on among gays.
you don't like it. well you can french kiss my ass.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009
mugGet the french kiss my assmug.
An exclusive club where Vince McMahon literally makes people kiss his bare ass in the ring in front of millions of wrestling fans around the world. One of the best segments in the WWE!
"Next week on Raw Triple H, you will join the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club!" - Vince McMahon
by Mullet McFuckington July 3, 2008
mugGet the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Clubmug.

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