Keys

A way of saying kys (kill yourself) to someone online without worrying about getting banned

Guy1: "dude, this video fucking sucks! Dweeb"
Guy2: "keys"

by bigballs_cheeseman42069ballZ December 28, 2022

keys

Term often used in recording studios. Short for keyboard or piano.

Jump on those keys!

by dR December 27, 2003

keys

The Keys Magician of the weezer message boards.

The Keys Magician called me a n00b. I'm so sad.

by Weezer_Child April 13, 2004

keys

a real kool wee guy hu, if u r so lucky as to meet him, u will love for eternity! on the other hand u cud hate his guts n wanna rip his spine owt with a chop stick and feed it to an unsuspecting pigoen passing buy with a hat on...

yay it keys!!!!! :D/omg noooooooooooooooooo run keys is cmin!

by franbo January 11, 2004

keys

a real cool guy,sometime's can get anoyin but i forgive him

me=hi keys
keys=go away
me=ok
keys=no dint mean it

by kyle January 22, 2004

keys

a well loved guy!

keys is cmin tnite! yay!!! :D

by franbo January 11, 2004

Keys

Online persona that can kick your ass

The Keys Magician punched the kid is his ugly face.

by ridd1 March 28, 2004