The best thing in earth her laugh is gay but it's still soooo cute sooo caring best gf in the world sooo thic and cute soo nice sooo funny her hair is soooo good and gets me all the time the best thing in humanity
by Hsskskktkdkkk October 11, 2019
A man usually with blonde hair with a small penis (4cm). He is the person that girls don’t like being with because of his stinking pits and pimples on his face. He always brags about his athletic skills even though he barely does any sports. He doesn’t get offended quickly and has a big heart that he can’t share with anyone else.
by Manas April 24, 2019
Comeshia got all of her jury at Woolsworth.
by Richard Black March 29, 2005
-noun
1) Means law in Latin. As in jurisdiction, jury, and juris doctorate, etc.
2) A male name of Latvian origin. In general Juris’ tend to be ridiculously hot, flirtatious, self-centered, manipulative, intelligent, funny, ego-maniacs with an inferiority complex. They party like rock-stars and make bad choices in their youth and find it very hard to grow up. They use their good looks and natural charm to manipulate women and get their way in adverse situations. They make lousy boyfriends and tend to break up with you via text message if they notify you at all of the breakup, but wonderful husbands and fathers if you are lucky enough to tame one. Be wary, they use their bad-boyfriend image to attract more than their allotment of women, and have been known to date your friends and your friends’ friends, leaving a trail of broken hearts and bitterness wherever they go. They are INTENSE lovers, generous friends, slow to anger, excellent flirts, and fun at parties.
1) Means law in Latin. As in jurisdiction, jury, and juris doctorate, etc.
2) A male name of Latvian origin. In general Juris’ tend to be ridiculously hot, flirtatious, self-centered, manipulative, intelligent, funny, ego-maniacs with an inferiority complex. They party like rock-stars and make bad choices in their youth and find it very hard to grow up. They use their good looks and natural charm to manipulate women and get their way in adverse situations. They make lousy boyfriends and tend to break up with you via text message if they notify you at all of the breakup, but wonderful husbands and fathers if you are lucky enough to tame one. Be wary, they use their bad-boyfriend image to attract more than their allotment of women, and have been known to date your friends and your friends’ friends, leaving a trail of broken hearts and bitterness wherever they go. They are INTENSE lovers, generous friends, slow to anger, excellent flirts, and fun at parties.
"OMG, I woke up next to a Juris, but i don't remember a thing."
"I married a Juris and it took years to break him in but now he is wonderful."
"I married a Juris and it took years to break him in but now he is wonderful."
by Cathy72 February 05, 2010
B: "When your girl has a twin sister and you fuck her dad, that's what I call a Juris moment for sure."
A: "Haha, that was for sure a Juris moment."
A: "Haha, that was for sure a Juris moment."
by chefironina December 26, 2021
A bastardization of jewelry(plural) or jewelries; most commonly reffering to neck jewelry worn while playing paintball. Often mardigras beads.
by RC Army February 25, 2007
Juris is the coolest and the most chill dude in world. He’s is good in the sports, especially ball sports. He’ll have some haters in the path of his greatness, and he’s going to fight with them.
Friend: Omg!!!! Juris’s so great, almost everywhere.
Friend/hater: Yea, I know, but I’m better than him
Friend/hater: Yea, I know, but I’m better than him
by blahblahblah98766654321 October 30, 2019