Jurassic Park

A girl lays down, getting penetrated anally, vaginally, and orally. Meanwhile, with her free hands, she is furiously jerking off too other phallus. The result looks like a pack of velociraptors feeding on their prey.
That girls can multitask --- she did a Jurassic Park while her dinner was cooking.
by blazn123 December 10, 2009
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Jurassic Parked

When someone/something distracts you while someone/something attacks you from the side. Also known as the Clever Girl.
I got Jurassic Parked last night. One guy yelled at me from across the room and another guy sucker punched me from the side.
by Big Jim Steezy October 03, 2012
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Jurassic Park

A place where lots of old people meet. It could be a show by a band from the sixties, or a social or country club.
When the Rolling Stones came to play at Giants Stadium, that place turned into Jurassic Park.
by Rob Krug August 01, 2005
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Jurassic Park

Once a very good book by the lord god Michael Crichton, now a .. fairly good movie. Spun off many sequels that couldn't keep up with Michael's genuis writing style.
Jurassic Park was a better book than a movie. So was congo (somewhat), sphere, although The Great Train Robbery was a great movie-to-book transition. And I base it on nothing other than Crichton himself directed it.
by restin256 November 16, 2003
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Jurassic Park

An area, location ex. School, mall, street, dist., church or mosque, or the White House, where the local population is full of dinosaurs
Please God, you didn't get me a date from Sudaki High School, its a Jurassic Park in there.
by druncmunki July 21, 2004
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Jurassic Park

A term for a feature or product which was only implemented because it could be.

From the quote 'your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should'
Manager come to you and says implement this feature just because we can. - Jurassic Park
by dsn February 17, 2012
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Jurassic Park

A place where y frickin die!
Bob : Don’t to to Jurassic Park

Joe : you can go because I want you to die!
by Ian Malcum March 22, 2018
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