Another word for douche bag, jerk, or ass hole. Instead of saying douche bag, you can say Juice Box to avoid getting in trouble with teachers or parents. Also works around little children; they have no idea what you are saying, so it stops them from repeating the word or asking questions...
BOB: Dude! Ted just made me do the rest of his shift!
BILL: What a Juice Box!
(child is wide eyed in confusion and slowly walks away)
BILL: What a Juice Box!
(child is wide eyed in confusion and slowly walks away)
by Tarabear001 August 9, 2011
by yummbo September 23, 2008
D:"Hey Kenny, do you like juice boxes?"
K:"No?"
D:"Well i like juice boxes!"
K:"Okay, i like juice boxes.."
D:"And the world was happy!!"
K:"No?"
D:"Well i like juice boxes!"
K:"Okay, i like juice boxes.."
D:"And the world was happy!!"
by [D] January 27, 2008
A juice box is a small rectangular container that people use a straw to drink juice out of, but in slang, it means a guy that cums from being teabagged.
Valerie: I'll bet Eddy over there would really love this fat mouth around his cock.
Jill: Not really, but he is a Juice Box.
Valerie: What the hell does that mean?
Jill: Blowjobs don't do anything for him, but he'll nut hard on your face if you suck his balls.
Jill: Not really, but he is a Juice Box.
Valerie: What the hell does that mean?
Jill: Blowjobs don't do anything for him, but he'll nut hard on your face if you suck his balls.
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
by Dj Shrub October 9, 2005
When a lady takes her genitalia over a man or woman who is on their back. She then rubs her genitalia over his or her partner's face, nose and lips.
A female version of the male "teabagged"
A female version of the male "teabagged"
Guy 1: Dude, my lady juice boxed me last night. It was so sweet.
Guy 2: Man, I bet that pussy was drippin' some sweet juice box nectar!
Guy 2: Man, I bet that pussy was drippin' some sweet juice box nectar!
by Captain Breed June 1, 2018
juice boxed is when oral is properly given to a woman and she gets extremely wet after a short time offering the giver splendid juice to gently sip.
It was such a delicious juice boxed night I skipped breakfast and went straight to lunch! Princess juice box is the most beautiful and delicious ever!!! Yum!!!!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself June 9, 2019