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Jovian Sunspot

A drink from the television series Babylon 5.
It originated from the Zeus bar on the Io Transfer Station. Served in a cocktail glass, the ingredients are added in the following order:

-Ice
-1/4 cup Cream of Coconut
-3 tbsp Bottled Cranberry-Apple Juice
-2 tbsp Vodka
-2 tbsp Orange Juice

I doubt this tastes good.
by AndreasE September 26, 2005
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Jovian

A homosexual, specificaly a male
As Lesbian is for Females, Jovian is for Males
by Saiber March 20, 2024
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Jovian

A term used to refer to a homosexual man. Inspired by the name of famous gay musician, Jon Bon Jovi.
"Hey did you hear Matt is gay?"
"Yeah, I heard him and Ryan are both Jovians"
by bonjovifan88 March 20, 2024
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Jovian

Men who are romantically and/or sexually attracted to men exclusively

Coined by the Funny Brothers Matt Watson and Ryan Magee
They're not just roommates, they're Jovian!
by yunocchi March 18, 2024
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Jovian Duck

A metaphor for something recognizable but which cannot possibly be that thing. Implies that you should be careful of the thing, precisely because it cannot be what you recognize it to be.
If, however, you are encountering something that quacks like a duck and looks like a duck and craps like a duck swirling around Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, the one thing you should definitely conclude is that you’re not dealing with a duck. In fact, you should probably back away slowly and keep your distance until you figure out what you are dealing with, because there’s no f*cking way a duck could have evolved in the Jovian atmosphere. You are encountering a Jovian Duck. gently edited from Peter Watts
by undefining orthodoxy June 21, 2022
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Jovian

Jovians are males who only want to fuck. They just exploid persons and only look after themself. When a Jovian used you out, it will hurt a lot and he's not even notice it. After you meet a Jovian, you will think about everything and gonna have questions in you mind, and the things doesn't have anything to do with him. He likes to connect to person who are close to you and doesn't care what you think about it.
Person 1: This dude is such a bad Person
Person 2: He is like a Jovian
by jjsjjfjfbebdbfbfbjf November 25, 2021
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Jovian

Slang term for homosexual men based on famous singer Bon Jovi.

Coined by American Funny Brothers, aka Supermega.
Does your dad know you're a jovian??
by MonkeyPussy March 18, 2024
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