Jovian Sunspot

A drink from the television series Babylon 5.
It originated from the Zeus bar on the Io Transfer Station. Served in a cocktail glass, the ingredients are added in the following order:

-Ice
-1/4 cup Cream of Coconut
-3 tbsp Bottled Cranberry-Apple Juice
-2 tbsp Vodka
-2 tbsp Orange Juice

I doubt this tastes good.

mmm.... a Jovian Sunspot

by AndreasE September 26, 2005

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Jovian

Slang term for homosexual men based on famous singer Bon Jovi.

Coined by American Funny Brothers, aka Supermega.

Does your dad know you're a jovian??

by MonkeyPussy March 18, 2024

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Jovian Duck

A metaphor for something recognizable but which cannot possibly be that thing. Implies that you should be careful of the thing, precisely because it cannot be what you recognize it to be.

If, however, you are encountering something that quacks like a duck and looks like a duck and craps like a duck swirling around Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, the one thing you should definitely conclude is that you’re not dealing with a duck. In fact, you should probably back away slowly and keep your distance until you figure out what you are dealing with, because there’s no f*cking way a duck could have evolved in the Jovian atmosphere. You are encountering a Jovian Duck. gently edited from Peter Watts

by undefining orthodoxy June 21, 2022

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Jovian

A homosexual, specificaly a male

As Lesbian is for Females, Jovian is for Males

by Saiber March 20, 2024

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Jovian

A term for a man who is only attracted to other men. The term originated from the name Bon Jovi, most notably known for being a jovian. Penned by Mathias and Ryland Magoo.

Ryland: I’m a jovial jovian!
Mathias: We could go down in queer history!

by Meghed April 29, 2024

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