Jughead

One of the best, if not THE best character, of the Archie comic series. Jughead Jones has an insatiable appetite, and refuses to get a girlfriend, although he has on occasion fallen for female companions. Has the ability to walk with his eyes closed, and actually causes intense distress to do otherwise. Best friends with Archie Andrews.

I prefer to read Jughead's digests, rather than any of the others, cuz it's cooler, and more fun.

by John the Redeemer July 27, 2006

jughed

Also known as "The Handler" can often be found "Jugging it" and "Herbing it". Has some lesser minions that performing menial "Cal-ing it" duties.

"Jughed, why aren't you handling!"

by Jour Hadique June 25, 2004

jughed

Also known as simply "The Handler", jughed is notorious for "jugging it" and "herbing it".

Jughed handling handling.

by Jour Hadique June 25, 2004

Jughead jones

An extremely fit detective from the wrong side of the tracks. He is a gang leader and an amazing boyfriend but an even better burger eater.

Person: gosh, he’s fit
Person 2: OMG that must be Jughead jones

by Bratfink April 9, 2020

jughead

(n) A person who acts below normal intelligence

You're such a jughead!

by Cpt. Obvious April 1, 2003

Jougge

Pronunciation jew-g A substitute for the phrase,"to take." However can also be used as "jougging" or "jougged." It is usually in reference for smoking weed or hitting nic. It replaces the phrase "to smoke" as well.

1)

"Yo can we jougge(smoke weed)?"
"Yea we can get hella jougged(high) together"

2)

"Bruh no way you jougged(stole) that from the mall."
"Yes bro I saw the opportunity to jougge it."

3)
"Aye lemme get a hit of the jougge."
"Take a fat fucking rip."
*Takes a fat fucking rip*
"Shit he's jougging the fuck outta that hoe."

by saucealot March 15, 2023

jouchebag

a jewish douchebag, typically found in places like Goldman Sachs, most hedge funds, most law firms, anything that involves making large amounts of money for doing non-essential tasks that contribute nothing to society.

Damn, why are hedge funds like SAC and Third Point headed by such short, hairy and greedy jouchebags...

by WASPavenger2 July 26, 2010