jossy

The feeling of embarrassment caused by an action that would cause shame to your mother. Female PhD students are particularly prone to performing an act that would make them feel jossy.

I got a ticket for going through a stop sign... my excuse was that I was going too fast to stop. I feel soooo jossy.

by unjossy February 21, 2011

Jossy

Pet name for a woman who has only done the best things for you. A woman of truly good intentions and pure love.

Baby, buying me that sports car is the most Jossy thing you've ever done for me.

by DumbMike October 18, 2008

jossy

a male who is straight up save. cannot be underestimated , especially down there

i want a man in my life that is so jossy

by big daddy used by everyone September 21, 2016

Jossy

Super awesome person that has a long penis and great hair that can conquer any women

Im so horny i wast a jossy

by Jossy king July 14, 2018

jossy pit

A large gaping vagina or an unattractive lady garden.

Josh: did you get a shot in at her jossy pit
Michael: nah she preferred It in the poo chute

Josh: nice one
Michael: tell me about it

by mish2414 December 15, 2011

jossi joint

Involves a Backwoods (preferably Honey Berry) blunt wrap, ripped to size of the joint paper, then licked on the inside of the joint paper. The whole things is then rolled as a regular joint with the weed inside the combined wrap paper.

Yo homie just picked up a pack of Russian cream backwoods and some raw papers. Nice let’s roll a Jossi joint.

by TtttttttttBbbbbbbbbLllllllllKk December 21, 2017

jossy league

A pair of kidults. One male and one female. Known to be full of surprises and often slightly retarded but awesome none the less when paired together. A case of 1+1=MEGA! A perfect combination.

Look at those weirdos. They got a jossy league goin' on!

by Miss I Wood July 25, 2016