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Joselyn

by Jose lyn March 17, 2020
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Joselyn

The dumbest fuck stupid bitch you will EVER meet. Literally only attracted to cholos who probably live in the ranch. Loves too many accents, specifically the Boston ones, so watch out Boston people. A big joke, literally. Thinks she's funny, but isn't. She don't be making the whole squad laugh. Can't even finish simple modules, probably on homework #1 and has a test the next day. Annoying as fuck, laughs like a duck. Think she's packing, but she's jealous of my splendid juicy 67 inch big spicy cock. Always gotta wake the dumb fuck up because she passes out over melatonin gummies. Thinks she's special, but she just depressed. Racist towards South Americans because she don't have flavor. Overall, she built like a dumb bitch.

**for legal reasons, I have her consent and this is a joke
"Y'all hear sum?...Yeah it's a stupid bitch"
"Ew, Joselyn can't take big dick"

"AP stat"
by 69rockstar July 28, 2020
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joselyn

joselyn is a short latina, very beautiful and funny. she has a amazing personality, you can always count on her for anything. if your having a bad day she will turn that into a amazing day. she has a one of a kind personality. she enjoys dancing and has a amazing laugh. she will always make you laugh the most. she’s very sensitive and can fall in love really deep very fast.she will do anything for her friends, if you try messing with any of her friends she will go crazy. if you ever meet a joselyn your very lucky and don’t ever loose her because that will be a mistake that you’ll always regret. she’s full of joy and she will try her best at hiding her pain. she’s a girl who goes through a lot but no one realizes because she’s always laughing and being goofy. she’s a very strong, smart, goofy, and beautiful girl. she’s really popular, everyone loves her. she’s a loyal person to her friends, family and a speacial someone. her smile can always light up a room and her laugh is definitely one of a kind. joselyn is just the best.
girl : joselyn you make me laugh so much i love you

boy: i never wanna loose you, your so beautiful.
by livelifetothefullest April 3, 2019
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joselyn

Joselyn is a name for a beautiful girl. brown hair , brown eyes, funny , cheerful, kind, great singer. a girl named joselyn is a girl you will not want to mess with she may seem sweet but if you hurt her you may regret it. once you meet a girl named joselyn you will fall in love but don't mess with her feelings girls named joselyn may be or are very sensitive. You will fall in love with a girl named Joselyn you will regret leaving her she will rip your heart out . great best friend .
Example 1 :Dude, I can't believe I left Joselyn heart-broken last night and she just left running...(hope she's ok)

example 2: Joselyn you are the best friend ever I don't know what I would do without you!!!:)
by jloveeeee December 21, 2013
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joselyne

Joselyne's are unique, sweet, and loving. They are joyous and love to have fun. Hobbies include sports, dancing, music and traveling. Their faith plays an important role in their lives.
Joselyne is so awsome!
by kitkat_bar January 18, 2009
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joselyn

A short, typical looking girl who is usually mexican. She has a great sense of humour and is super fun and really girly.However she can be extremely annoying at times but will make u laugh to forget about it. Hardly gets mad but is super sarcastic. Commonly ends up with a luis or possibly a max.
Joselyn: OMG!!! Its one direction!!!
Luis: Shut up (thinking about how cute she is)
by weirdbunnygirl June 11, 2013
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Joselyne

Is an mexican she’s a amazing and caring person, she loves her friends and her family, when someone needs her she’ll be there, she spends most of her time playing video games. Most of her hobbies include socializing with her friends.
#Joselyne
by Josiiii February 25, 2019
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