Michael Jordanism

The following of the great Michael Jordan who led the Bulls to six NBA Championships in the 1990's.

Screw my former religion. I'm converting to Michael Jordanism. At least we know he's real.

by bullstown4life June 15, 2010

Jordananese

A Language Understood By Only Those Named Jordan

Jordan: "Hey, Where Did (Insert Name) Go?"
Random: "Blah Blah Blah End The Movie."
Jordan: "Wait, No I Wont End It...Wait, What? Oh Okay Nevermind."
Random: "....What?"
Jordan: Oh, No Nothing, I Was Talking To Jordan. We We're Speaking Jordananese, You Wouldn't Understand."
"....Okay...?" *Awkward Silence*
Jordan: Aflackkk!!

by PiNK JoRDaNs July 8, 2011

Jordana

A human female with the abilities of being intelligent, beautiful, and being humorous. She is unique and is often always smiling

Girl:who the hell is that?
Guy: wow she's gorgeous!
Girl: uh ew!
Guy: Your jealous cause she's a Jordana
Girl: Whatevs..

by AhhhhhLex July 24, 2011

Jordanna

The most flawless, perfect girl you will ever meet.

Oh I want to be just like Jordanna.

by HarryStyles69 October 7, 2012

Jordana

never printed on magnets, mugs or other souvenir paraphernalia. Often mistaken for Jordanna or Jordan.

Stranger: how do you spell jordana?
me: its like jordan with an a at the end...

by jory1994 January 20, 2011

Jordanna

Is a Bad bitch is very funny and mean sometimes will smack a bitch any day and not scared of nobody Beautiful ass bitch and Caring sometimes

Jordanna whoop her ass

by Bad bitchh19 February 22, 2019

jordanian

1. the best male sex partner in ones sexual history.

Sex with my boyfriend is the best i have ever had, he is a total Jordanian.

by Micheal Meyers. September 5, 2009