Joot

When you eat chick peas

I love to joot

by Clurson April 9, 2017

joot

Generic word for untasteful orifice references

How much joot could popboi joot if popboi could joot joot.

by Popboi September 25, 2005

joot

to shoot a load, ejaculate, skeet, cum

I want to joot all over your face.

by Stinky Thumbs July 16, 2008

Joot

Jake's evil twin brother.

"Who's Joot?"
"He's Jake's evil twin brother, look at his devious deeds."

by CarlBox42 November 11, 2021

Joot

A joot is somebody who’s always hating and being on dick

Stop hating bro, you’re such a joot.

by Ryder mcmillon March 24, 2022

Joot Rod

A person with roller coaster like emotions, usually beginning with intense anger bursts followed by extreme joy as if someone flipped a switch. Excessive talking of the douche dialect. Commonly known to be of spanish origin.

A person who doesn't handle their alcohol well. Jackass induced behaviors after consuming a minimal amount of alcohol.

Boss was so annoying today, he's such a Joot Rod.

That Joot Rod is rolling around on the floor again, how much did he have to drink?

He's looking a little lopsided in the scrot department, very Joot rod-like

by yeaisaidthat4 June 30, 2011

Joot Joot

To take a pen or toy and use your imagination with it. Created by Matt Fertitta and Josh Anest.

I joot joot all the time with my cousin Josh Anest.

by Matt F April 14, 2004