Joo

Alternate spelling of Jew- Derived from Cartman on "South Park"

"Someone here is a J-O-O!"

Kyle is a Joo.

by pk November 09, 2004

Jooed

to be penetrated by a man of Jewish faith or to get dissed in an extremely painful way

Oh! He just got insulted very badly! He got jooed.

by harrium and plester March 13, 2005

Joo

1: Alternative and often but not always offensive, way of spelling "Jew", in the religious or racial sense. It originated from South Park.

2: Way of spelling "You". It is used sometimes in 1337 (leet). It probably originated from some European languages, such as Dutch, having "J" be pronounced "Y".

1: "Maybe we're not getting to heaven because somebody here is a J-O-O" - South Park.

"Jon Stewart is a filthy joo" - antisemite.
"I didn't know he was jooish" - person.

2: "Joo w1ll g3t teh fl@g!!!" - gamer playing "capture the flag"
"Joo @r3 ST00P1D!!!1!!!one!!!" - gamer expressing his/her (who am i kidding, HIS) frustration with a fellow gamer whom he perceives as being incompetent or unintelligent.

"Ja" means "yes" in Dutch, and is pronounced "Ya".

by MemberOfTheProFreedomMovement June 04, 2010

joo

Internet slang for the word "you." Most often used by 1337 computer freaks and/or white, male, black wanna-be's.

H3y, J00! Y0 m4mm4 w45 600d 1457 ni6h7, F00!

by SizzlinGyrl August 07, 2003

joo

A person of jewish origin

"Hey, joo."

"Look at that joo over there."

by notajoo May 28, 2004

Joo

Also used as "you", commonly mispronounced by Cubans.

"What joo talkin' 'bout, mang?"

by Lucifer May 08, 2004

joos

A word that only badass people can use.

“Run in here and get yall joos”

by iconic vine November 16, 2018