Jonah marais

Jonah marais means a HOT snack that you eat. Also an amazing person who is also a secret stripper.

Jonah marais is very sexy

by Demyansmnzn May 5, 2018

Jonah Marais

He is the definition of perfection and happiness. He is one of the most beautiful and hot people in the world. He brings happiness wherever he goes. Follow him on all social media @Jonahmarais and @whydontwemusic . Follow me @_whydontwe33_

Damn it’s Jonah Marais, I love him!!!

by _whydontwe33_ March 30, 2018

jonah with a bona

Someone who is a sexual jinx.

That Bruto brings bad luck to anyone he bones, a Jonah with a bona they call him!

by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2016

Jonah Marais

an amazing guy who deserves the world. a guy who deserves all happiness in the world and doesn’t deserve to be sad. let’s not forget that jonah marais is an inspiration to many.

Jonah marais is an amazing guy.

by alohamarais October 9, 2018

Jonah Marais

Means; Another word for perfection. Synonym; Perfect, wonderful, amazing, terrific. Antonyms; Awful, terrible.

Friend: Have you met Jonah yet?
Me: yeah I met jonah Marais the other day!

by kwoulfe May 14, 2015

gave it some jandal

Accelerated harder than normal when driving a car. Synonymous with "floored it" and "put the pedal to the metal". Used most frequently by racing drivers from New Zealand.

Scott: “I don't know what happened there. I just plucked her in first, gave it some jandal and fuck yeah."

by SirDunny March 11, 2014

Jondall

(Check this out... There’s only one Jondall that you know and Yea I made this.)
Jondall is a very quiet and emotionless person when you first meet him. If you ever see him and that award-winning smile, you’ll probably smile back just because you were caught into his gaze. He’s very charming due to his darkskin persona and 2 dimples. His eyes are brown but they sparkle in the light...

“Hey have you seen Jondall today?”
“No, but that’s surprising because you can spot that smile from a mile away.”

by Ovary-Cervix Destroyer April 28, 2019