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John Woodward

A pathetic, sad, little man who takes out his anger about his meaningless, depressing life on poor students
An ugly fat old retard, who has anger issues and can't stand being wrong
An immature, dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence (he's wrong)
John Woodward is such a bitch and everyone hates him so much.
I hope John Woodward dies in a fire.
John Woodward is a complete insufferable idiot, how does he have a wife?
by Woodwards #1 op January 16, 2025
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joe john woods

very fragile man with a kind heart. woman love him boys hate him, always has something to say. thinks he's karate kid with thos sloppy kicks. keep that guard up rkid.
joe john woods likes wood
by benhev_08 October 3, 2025
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john gabriel wood

The most amazing person in the universe, make him angry and you wish you didn't.
Who? John Gabriel Wood? He is such a nice man, unless he is tempered with
by The Scientific Bandit April 20, 2018
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JohnWood

The act of pissing oneself.
Did you see hear about that guy that pulled a JohnWood last night? What an asshole.
by Courtaney November 30, 2011
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