I'm pretty sure back in 1992 John stamos banged the olson twins and when he came on there faces he said "have mercy"
by Hou Saou February 26, 2014
by theproudllama July 30, 2009
by freddygotfingered October 07, 2009
And his name is john STAMOS!
by 60 cents a day child April 11, 2016
a synonym for the the word fuck, but only in situations where fuck is an exclamation.
it may be used as an adjective, but not as a word ending in -ing.
it may be used as an adjective, but not as a word ending in -ing.
"ahhh damnit god john stamos i just got my mom pregnant"
"really man, that's sick."
"yeah i know john stamos made me do it"
"oh john stamos john stamos john stamos i think i got my mom pregnant too this is crazy."
"ahhhh john stamos dude! oh no just wait, it's cool, our moms are hot"
"yes it is fine then"
"really man, that's sick."
"yeah i know john stamos made me do it"
"oh john stamos john stamos john stamos i think i got my mom pregnant too this is crazy."
"ahhhh john stamos dude! oh no just wait, it's cool, our moms are hot"
"yes it is fine then"
by jarchrist November 15, 2007
Your girl most likely told you something like what your mother told you as a kid, if you don't look like John Stamos, you're not going to amount to anything.
Elvis didn't become Elvis because of his outstanding songwriting abilities. He looked like John Stamos, and one thing John Stamos never heard from his mother was that he wasn't going to amount to anything or that he was a fucking loser.
by The Original Agahnim August 18, 2021