John Ritter 

When u take such a huge painful shit that you get an abdominal aortic aneurysm.

I havent shit in three days but last night i took the biggest John Ritter and almost died.

John Ritter by POOP FOUR LIFE October 12, 2011

John Ritter 

bestest person who ever died by the teeth of vicious bacon giraffes

i like john ritter cause he is cool but now he is dead and i can't feel my toes or my ham hands.

John Ritter by john fritter shitter October 17, 2003

Johnitter

A sexual act when a mockney/cockney inserts the bristle end of a chimney broom in and around their bum hole while looking at a picture of Ben Fogle.

Last night I was so bored I taught myself how to johnitter.

Johnitter by Gonzo91 April 6, 2021