JMO

The act of dumping weed killer over elderly ladies lawns in order to get revenge for an imagined or inconsequential slight.

She sent me a letter about my garbage cans so I pulled a JMO.

by LaricaOthamh December 17, 2012

JMO-4

A concoction of four different berries (blueberry, strawberry, cranberry & raspberry) blended with the finest vodka (Grey Goose) to create the JMO-4...."The perfect way to start off a night of creepin"

Wes:"Ohhh man we need to pre game for tonight!"

Tim: "Hell ya! Call JMo up and have him make some JMO-4 for us"

Wes: "Now thats what im talkin about!"

Steve: "Ill drive!"

by 1stFridayFella August 5, 2010

Jmos the shark

Jmos the shark is a dangerous killing machine and you would never want to be seen near him

Oh no it’s jmos the shark we gotta run

Jmos the shark is a killing machine!

by Jmos the shark February 27, 2022

Junior JMO

Junior Jerk me off. Smaller than the average Jerk Me Off.

That guy Bob's son is a real Junior JMO, just like his JMO father.

by jmo76 June 1, 2009

level 6 Jmo

the final form of OgJared.

“my boyfriend was acting like an Ogjared last week, but now he’s full on level 6 Jmo”

by Im a rat January 20, 2022

ts jmo

This Shit Jerk Me Off

this can be used when something makes you feel like busting a nut

Person 1: "Hey the movie was so peak right?! I was on the verge of busting a nut there just from how good it was!"
Person 2: "Yeah, ts jmo"

by airconditionerd November 11, 2025

jmo

j-jn
m -my
o -opinion

najprawdopodobniej sploszczenie imo:

-siema jmo gruszki som mid
-zamkinj morde to jest imo debilu

by neooow April 3, 2022