jizzimistic

When a chick is so hot that looking at her makes you wanna cum.

Damn, that girl is so hot it's jizzimistic.

by tama931 October 30, 2011

Jizzcision

Refers to the choices (often not in one's best interest) one makes immediately before, during or after the point of orgasm.

My Jizzcision to hit up that reunion with my wife is one of the worst ever.

by Stynkstar October 19, 2010

Quantum Rizzicist

A pimp that resides in another realm of reality.
A man that has mastered the flow of the universe, living in balance and accordance with his own nature to such a degree that nothing can faze him any longer, especially women.

Can drop panties without lifting a single finger & control the female psyche just by existing in a woman's vicinity.

Guy 1: Do you see that guy over there surrounded by women?
Guy 2: Yes, is he rich, famous?

Guy 1: No. They call him the Quantum Rizzicist. He truly is a master of Rizz at an atomic level.

by TheKid456 May 1, 2023

fizzicist

A fizzicist is a scientist who prefers to experiment while enjoying beer, champagne or any other fizzy drink that loosens up the mind

Everyone knows of Albert Einstein but few know that he was actually a world class fizzicist, often drinking when thinking.

by fizzisict July 2, 2009

Rizzicist

A physicist with rizz

That man just solved that homogeneous second-order differential equation and got that girl's number. What a total rizzicist.

by Onandonandomnom December 11, 2022

jizzilisious

Something that so incredible that you could put jizz in or on it and it would still be incredible. Adj.

When your cum tastes good. Adj.

Thierry Henry's skills are so jizzilisious.

Omg! Your cum is jizzilisious.

by Puffman January 18, 2007

Jizzfisting

When you jizz on your knuckles and then punch a hoe in her pussy and her the bitch pregnant!

jizzfisting is the best!

by wankerslavedave December 16, 2008