Self juicing

The act of mastrubating.

"Alex is nowhere to be found. Probably busy self juicing."

by Dalarass September 23, 2013

Jiving

An 1970s/early 1980s slang word for saying someone is trying to deceive or lie to you. It could also be used as a way to say "he/she's just kidding around!". It can be used in a positive or negative context. Usually used a lot in the American Television series "Good times", also used in the well known song from the Bee Gees "Jive Talkin"

Jiving means lying, trying to deceive, or kidding around.

Person 1: "I got the job!"
Person 2: "Man, You jivin'!"
or

Person 1:" i got the clothes done"
Person 2: "stop jiving! i know you didn't!"

by bearthefloof January 30, 2021

Cropple Juicing

When one sews up their asshole for 3 weeks in order to build up a significant amount of fecal matter. They then fuck someone's asshole, and pulls out to reveal a gaping asshole. They then unsew their ass and shit into the gaping ass, making sure to lick off any of the shit that misses and/or drips off. The gaping ass is then fisted so that it gets pushed up through the ass and then is vomited out. This vomit-shit is then used for urethral fingering lube. In order to prevent getting a UTI, both parties urinate out the vomit-shit, which is what is called "cropple juice".

1: Dude, I love cropple juicing.

2: Cool.

by Smegmar is My Favorite Pokemon October 28, 2017

grape juicing

A sexual act where one person puts multiple grapes into another's anus until they all burst and the receiver drinks the juice directly from the anus

Dude have you tried grape juicing? It's the best way to make a smoothy!

by fuck feminism May 23, 2016

Jiving

Taking LSD at 9 pm, then tripping all night while listening to smooth jazz.

"Yo dude I'm literally just Jiving"
"Kyle it's three in the morning go to be"
"I can't bro these visuals are too good"

by Airihan January 14, 2020

Jiving

To act foolish, to joke around or act in a random nature

shorter versions- jivin & jivin'

"you straight jiving, get over it homie"

"Whats up jive turkey, you straight jiving?"

"I be jiving all day!"

by II Haze May 21, 2009

dip-jiving

A kind of walking or dancing that is like crumping in motion. This term was originally used in "Maniac Magee" but no one knew what it meant then. Its the most gangster you can get without being gangster. Just bend, cross your arms, maybe snap your fingers, and keep walking.

So i was sitting by the door at a St. Annes dance last Friday night, and these two girls from Station came dip-jiving into the room thinking they were all gangster.

by CRAZYmaddie January 24, 2011