Jebediah

The Great Jebediah ("gifted") was a rich and powerful leader who lived in the 1400's. He ruled in the middle-east and owned many cities. His thrown was made out of pure gold and in his river floated liquid gold as well. Jebediah had hundreds of thousands of slaves working for him and had women next to him 24/7. He conquered many cities and eventually was considered a god to his people. In some religions, having the name Jebediah is considered to be a fortunate gift.

The Great Jebediah was a god and is still believed to be a god today.

Calling someone by the name Jebediah compliments them to the fullest. Jebediah was a god, and to have his name as a nickname is believed to be very lucky and fortunate.

by N/A N/A November 10, 2007

Jebediah Schlatt

The superior version of Jschlatt.

Guy 1 "Hey, is that Jschlatt?"

Guy 2 "No. That's Jebediah Schlatt. Ender of Queens, Destroyer of Towers.

by WhatTheHellIsAPseudonymBro September 25, 2022

Jebbed Bush

When your bush gets caught in your pants on the zip up.

"I was in such a rush to finish pissing that I ended up with a Jebbed Bush, and it took 10 minutes to un Jeb my Bush

by BigHero69 February 21, 2015

you got jessed

A girl who has a rota of boys who she is going to have sex with on holiday.

omg look at him he just got jessed
Omg man you got jessed
Dog you've been jessed ahaa!!
omg dude look at that boy he just got jessed i bet his name ends in 'os

by Shmakalackingsheri May 27, 2009

jewbede

a ugly crusty name for a jew with claws and has back probelms

"that kid was so crusty he was a jewbede"

by bosey jones March 9, 2009

jebbed out

Being tired out. Having low energy. In reference to the 2016 presidential Republican candidate Jeb Bush who through his campaign displayed very low levels of energy.

I don't think I'll be able to finish this assignment on time. I'm so jebbed out, I just want to sleep all day.

by Alberambe August 28, 2016

jebed

Pronounced "Jeb head" run together very quickly to form "Jebed."

Used as an insult, meaning the same as "dickhead".

That lad is such a jebed.

by Brady Brootal! August 19, 2007