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Jeremy Burgess

The name of the most wonderful man in the universe. Absolutely handsome and the epitome of sexy, Jeremy knows how to please his woman and never fails. She will never tire of hearing his sweet, velvety voice, and it will always hurts to let him go for the night. His kisses will always put butterflies in her stomach, his gentle touch will always send shivers through her body, and his laugh will always bring warmth to her heart. If he wants a smile on your face, he'll put one there in a heartbeat. He is hilarious, exciting, enthusiastic, and probably the smartest man you will ever meet- a living, breathing, walking Ask Jeeves. Jeremy is also strong and selfless. He has been through things that would be considered unbearable to the average man, but through his tragedies he continues to keep others above himself, always wearing that intoxicating smile on his face. He knows how to be kind without being a pushover and knows how to be assertive without making enemies. He is truly a once in a lifetime experience. Perfection. Once you have a taste of him, you'll never want to let go- and I never plan to.
My heart is taken by Jeremy Burgess.
by yentruoc January 28, 2014
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jeremy beadle

Jowly Star of Just for Laughs and Beadle's About. Also known as a "star" attraction at various circuses, possibly holding the chimps while Mary Chipperfield gives them a slap.
Interestingly, Jeremy was bitten by a rabid pig as a child and now one of his hands is turning into a trotter and he sometimes grunts like a rutting pig.
by Ian Rogers March 26, 2004
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Jeremy berger

Jeremy Berger. To be four, twelve packs in and still be ready for the party!!
by VioletS2k June 18, 2022
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Jeremy Black BLACK

A guy who is really good at lots of things, but insists he isn't, past the point of humility and into dangerously annoying territory
God, you're such a Jeremy Black BLACK. Quit saying you can't and just play the song already, you're freaking good!
by Project 4 May 6, 2013
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jeremy broady

Lame, sucks at football, sucked coach off to be 3rd string o-lineman gets burned by clark in backyard football.
You acting like Jeremy Broady.
by Jacoby nice May 2, 2011
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Jeremy Bowmar

Guy who thinks urban dictionary is the truth. Bit of a potato. All round bellend.
by DarkExile January 20, 2018
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jeremy bowne

boy 1: Hey who's the best Fortnite player?

boy 2:Jeremy Bowne
by JackyBoiSmithiePoo August 14, 2019
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