Jelly Doughnut

n. & v. (gel-lee dou-nut)

Term used for blowing your load on a girl's face, esp. around her mouth, then sucker punching her in the nose to make it bleed which in some way or another should resemble a jelly doughnut.

Also see Wellsville High School.

Shut up while I give your mom this jelly doughnut.

I totally just jelly doughnutted your girlfriend because she wouldn't shut the fuck up during the movie.

by that one motherfucker October 18, 2004

Jelly Doughnut

Knocking a female out-cold once you have ejaculated all over her face.

I gave her a jelly doughnut in the public bathroom.

by Lennent May 30, 2009

Jelly Doughnut

When a man ejaculates in a womans mouth and before she can swallow or spit it out he slaps (backhand or open palm are both acceptable) her in the mouth. The blood from the slap and the semen mix together forming what resembles the jelly in a jelly doughnut.

I came in her mouth and then i smacked the ho... but thats one jelly doughnut i'll pass on eating.

by Nicky EsJay April 23, 2008

Jelly Doughnut

when getting a blowjob, pulling out at the last second and cumming on thier face, then punching them in the face to give them a bloddy nose.

i'd rather not give an example of a jelly doughnut

by Newdefect October 12, 2006

Jelly Doughnut

When fucking a girl in the ass for a long time with a larger than normal object or body part, their asshole can become extremely loose and if they push with their bowels hard, their colon can protrude out of their asshole and it will resemble a large pinkish-red, jelly doughnut.

Karen took it so hard up the ass, that she pushed her colon out her cinnamon ring and it made a jelly doughnut.

by Bucwild9 October 26, 2008

jelly doughnut

a fake person, a wannabe

shiran: omg heidi montag is so fake! did you hear how much plastic surgery she got? jenie: she is such a jelly doughnut...

by shenie October 19, 2010

jelly doughnut

When you are fucking a fat chick and are about to ejaculate, you stuff your cock into her fat stomach and blow your load into one of her rolls, thus metaphorically filling the inside of the jelly doughnut.

Dude did you cum inside that 300lb chick from the bar?

No at the the last minute I pulled out and gave her a jelly doughnut.

by amaplayr June 29, 2010