Jello 

An awesome food that is jiggly and comes in multiple colors like red or yellow. Jello is able to be slurped or chewed.

Bob: So, Fred, what do you want for your birthday?
Fred: Well, I have been wanting a year's supply of jello. It's my favorite food!

Jello by tomatoesforcharity December 31, 2011

jello 

Shorthand for jealous.

You got Super Bowl tickets? I'm so jello.

OR

Oh my god are those Manolos? Jello!

jello by The Ly March 14, 2007

Jello 

jealous

You are so jello,

You're lime green jello

Jello by desolatekidd January 8, 2010

jello 

fat rolls

She needs to put the jello back in the refridgerator!

jello by BlahBlahBlah May 30, 2004

Jello 

The sexiest 46 year old ever to live. Activist/spokesperson/former member of The Dead Kennedys/singer/songwriter/genius. Lives in San Francisco....ran for both mayor and president. ....last name Biafra

"I just had the craziest dream where I was old, but happy. Jello was my husband and I was making breakfast for him. He was commenting about the paper....it said something about the war. I remember he was pretty pissed....then it ended........and I woke up regreting I was born when I was."

Jello by nicole le ponke' August 28, 2004

jello 

ass, usually that of a female. Booty.

Mommy, hello. Make it wiggle like Jello.-The Pack

jello by J-Mice January 3, 2008

jello 

Former singer for the Dead Kennedys.

Jello is god

jello by mister_me January 15, 2004