Jewlander

The spectacular sequel to the blockbuster hit Zoolander. In this film jewish Ben Stiller plays Zoolander, who is a model. In this film, Zoolander models Kippahs and Tzizits over skin-tight, leather body suits.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jewlander yet?
Guy 2: Have I? That movie is Jewtastic!

by GodsInfantry June 17, 2010

Jelani

A guy who is one of the best lovers and kissers to there beautiful girlfriend/wife. Tons of girls think he is cute and so sexy but he only deals with one of the sexiest girls he finds. He will treat any girl perfect and will die for them. Also he is very athletic when it comes to sports. Big Daddy some calls him.

Daniela: Man I want to date Jelani so bad
Kesha: Same but he already has someone
Daniela: Yeah I know but he is so hot

by Breadwinner December 1, 2016

Jolanda

Jolanda's are caring people. They always think about a way to cheer you up, although they are not always happy themselves. They love to surprise you with funny gifts. Are on the one hand naive and gullible, but on the other hand a bit suspicious towards strangers and the unknown. Often underestimate themselves, but are very creative and smart. They love family and friends very much and miss them when they're not around. A Jolanda has a need for attention and won't feel well without people around her. Loves to talk and call you on the phone. Sometimes seems to complain a lot, but she never gives up, even though life is sometimes difficult. Jolanda's can be a bit irritating and too affectionate. Has a generous smile, an infectious laugh and are very sweet, which is why people like to be with her.

Girl: Look what I got, a cute present from Jolanda!
Other girl: Ahww that is so sweet!

Boy: Who was calling on the phone?
Girl: Oh, it's Jolanda!

by TheFamilyGirl December 18, 2018

Jelani

Im just a nigga with a rocket launcher

Hey is that Jelani?The nigga with a rocket launcher??

by TokiyoTomarai October 19, 2019

Jelani

a kool guy who every1 wants 2 hang out wit. Fun hot athletic and the life of the party. Big man on campus

Man i wish i was Jelani

by Jelani Fields October 18, 2008

Jelane

Jelane is an amazing friend. She is very trustworthy when you have her you will want to keep her. She is very beautiful and sassy.

Jelane is the best I wish to be like her

by Iyla November 15, 2018

Jelan

a tall boi who is sweet and fun to talk to. He is super relaxed and easy to be around, he also likes listening to the rain or giving hugs. He spends all his time playing League Of Legends and other games but will always make time to talk to you because he is so nice. Jelans also tend to really like custard, its a bit weird.

make sure to give Jelan lots of hugs because then he will be your friend

Girl 1: "wheres Jelan"
You:"inside playing gmaes"
Girl 1:"aw that must suck"
You: "no, because he is jelan"

by butterscotch-custard May 7, 2020