jeanie

A Mexicanese Goddess whose which beauty is undescribable with words and can only be explained with a wide-eyed open-mouthed drooling facial expression.

A Comatose in which the subject is rendered immobile due to the overwhelming beauty of this "Jeanie"

by William September 3, 2008

Jeanis

The unfortunate protrusion of excess pant material when sitting, resulting from loose-fitting pants. Often mistaken for an erection by passers-by; may result in mockery, flattery, or just plain embarassment.

"Wow, nice jeanis you've got going on there, Tom"
"Shit! These pants are the worst for that.... or are they....?"

by NeiLiO October 12, 2007

jeanis

a fold of the crotch region of the jeans, resembling a generous portion of penis

After slouching for several hours Joey's jeans and slide down his waist creating a ginormous jeanis

by Qfroman December 23, 2002

jeanies

jean pants that hold lots of b e a n s in them

My jeanies are big like my weenies 😋‼️

by cadiscrung March 20, 2021

Jeany

That you have good jeans, and that you are awesome.

Dude, you're jeany.

by cduihfvcuihfv August 23, 2010

jeanis

when a girl is wearing a pair of jeans or trousers and whenever she sits down the trousers form into a bulge and she appears to have a penis.

Thats a jeanis.

(jeans + penis)

omg! Nooo... ive got a total jeanis!!

by a little bit of grrr... July 25, 2009

Jeanis

The small bunch of denim located at the zipper region of women's jeans that are a little too tight around the waistband, giving the illusion of male genitalia. It occurs mostly when the wearer is seated.

These jeans look great when I'm standing up, but they give me a jeanis when I sit down.

by allthegoodnicknamesaretaken May 5, 2009