When a mother interferes with any conversation or activity to boast about herself as a mother, or of her children
Don't invite Karen, she is mommy jacking every conversation at girls' night. Nobody cares if little unvaccinated Julie can count to ten in Mandarin backwards while juggling non-GMO, free-range, organic fruits
by Willem Dafoes Junk May 25, 2018
Get the mommy jacking mug.Someone who can make you smile in the worst times, they have a cold heart but they’re soft towards people they care about. They’re also good at hiding their emotions. They have a great personality as well and they’re the most reliable. They’ll always be there for you even if there has been a bad past.
I’d like to have a Jaslina in my life.
by ._.XerosT23 June 9, 2018
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Friend:Hey did you know that Jaskier carries the whole show?
Me:Yeah man he is the highlight of the show without a doubt.
Me:Yeah man he is the highlight of the show without a doubt.
by chriskoko January 15, 2020
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by Jayybabyyy February 10, 2020
Get the Jackin mug.Jasmine is amazing. She is beautiful, stunning, sweet and kind girl that could make anyone in the world happy to just be around her. With a Jasmine, you will feel like you can say anything to her, and never be judged for it. She will make you feel happy in every way possible. Jasmine is one of the best friends you could ever ask for, and if you have one, don't ever let her go. You may often feel jealous of her due to her looks and fun nature. Her advice makes you want to get down on your knees and beg for more, as it always seems to help in every situation, no matter what. Overall, to have a Jasmine in your life could be one of the best things you could ever have, and you should always treasure that gift.
Person 1: Oh my god! Did you see the new girl? She looks stunning in that dress!
Person 2: Yeah! I spoke to her too, she gives great advice and is really kind! I wish she was my best friend.
Person 1: I know right? Do you know her name?
Person 2: No, but I think she must be a Jasmine.
Person 1: Of course, why didn't I think of that. I wish I already had a Jasmine in my life.
Person 2: Yeah! I spoke to her too, she gives great advice and is really kind! I wish she was my best friend.
Person 1: I know right? Do you know her name?
Person 2: No, but I think she must be a Jasmine.
Person 1: Of course, why didn't I think of that. I wish I already had a Jasmine in my life.
by AleenaLycra123 October 15, 2018
Get the Jasmine mug.The act of publicly masturbating while on a street corner in San Diego, usually after having led a social justice campaign, and gone nuts from the pressure. The term was coined by South Park which satirized the founder of Invisible Children, Jason Russell, for engaging in the aforementioned act, which pretty much destroyed any momentum his movment, Kony 2012, had left.
Kyle: "Well when you're naked and jacking it in San Diego, don't say I didn't warn you."
Stan: "What?!"...
Barber shop trio: "Jackin' it, jackin' it, jack-ity jack, spankin' it, slappin' it, spank-ity slap!"...
Mayor: "...why not try jacking it on one of our city streets? San Diego, cum, take a load off."
Stan: "What?!"...
Barber shop trio: "Jackin' it, jackin' it, jack-ity jack, spankin' it, slappin' it, spank-ity slap!"...
Mayor: "...why not try jacking it on one of our city streets? San Diego, cum, take a load off."
by MAV28 March 12, 2013
Get the Jacking it in San Diego mug.A sweet girl who will often put herself down so others may be happy. For the most part she will always appear to be happy, But until you find out what she truly goes through, you will never know who she truly is
Jasmine, i love you
by Zay Munoz July 20, 2017
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