Jarne

The build up of fermented semen under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

Ahh that was the worst porno ever! That actor had a major Jarne.

by RetardedGoldfish June 24, 2011

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Jarne

A person who is largely unsure about anything in life.

That guy gets very nervous around girls, he must be a legitimate Jarne.

by TooCool4Skool December 04, 2015

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Jarn

A bad story (see sharn) told by somebody whose name begins with the letter 'J'. When a jarn is begun it must be stopped as soon as possible. It is both painful for those who hear it and embarrassing for the teller of the jarn.

Sound the jarn-alarm, Jonny wants to say something

by NNDB February 10, 2012

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Jarned

To be tricked or fooled by someone or something

"Damn i've been jarned again."

"They jarned him last week."

by SiegeWakka September 01, 2023

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Jarne

They are the most handsome guys, sexiest and has the biggest dicks in the world. They are generally Flemish and have the Flemish Fire Truck. They happen to be so in love with their woman. They sometimes be gay though. However, they are so horny and full of fetishes.

Look at what your boyfriend does to you, he is such a Jarne ...

by Hornygirl6969 March 11, 2022

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