Jarne

The build up of fermented semen under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

Ahh that was the worst porno ever! That actor had a major Jarne.

by RetardedGoldfish June 23, 2011

Jarne

A person who is largely unsure about anything in life.

That guy gets very nervous around girls, he must be a legitimate Jarne.

by TooCool4Skool March 11, 2016

Jarn

A bad story (see sharn) told by somebody whose name begins with the letter 'J'. When a jarn is begun it must be stopped as soon as possible. It is both painful for those who hear it and embarrassing for the teller of the jarn.

Sound the jarn-alarm, Jonny wants to say something

by NNDB March 22, 2012

Jarne

They are the most handsome guys, sexiest and has the biggest dicks in the world. They are generally Flemish and have the Flemish Fire Truck. They happen to be so in love with their woman. They sometimes be gay though. However, they are so horny and full of fetishes.

Look at what your boyfriend does to you, he is such a Jarne ...

by Hornygirl6969 March 11, 2022

healthy jarn

A healthy girl/woman.

person 1 "Who's that healthy jarn over there?"
person 2"probably Cardi B"

by GTK!!! February 26, 2024

Jarn

funny , chill , horny most the time , pushing p as always , try’s to make everyone laugh , probs had sex with yo mans

You remind me of jarn

by Auruehe March 16, 2022

Jarn

Nice , caring , funny , horny all the time , try’s to make everyone happy , loud asf but chill , pushing 🅿️

You remind me of Jarn

by Auruehe March 16, 2022