japperese

The name given to Japanese words, often song lyrics, when mispronounced by English-speakers.

The reverse is true for the word engrish

Person speaking Japperese: "A noo a ni a cani, a noo a ni a calla"

Person speaking Japanese: "Mukuchi na kimi ni, mukuchi na ai de"

by Xang and Cole June 2, 2005

japper

Opposite of a flapper. Someone fly

That kid's on the tennis team? He must be fly like a japper!

by jappy boi March 8, 2010

Jagler

One who has never lost, nor will ever lose, at a videogame.

I've never seen a real Jagler before! Wow!

by DustyThrusty March 13, 2021

Scram Japer

The act of attempting to tell a joke and disrupting yourself by either: laughing at your own joke; stuttering; or forgetting where you were going with it.

- This can also be used for comebacks to getting shredded in the group chat.

Work: Did you hear Josh try to say a comeback to Dan's sick burn? He totally Scram Japed it.

Ollie: What a Scram Japer!

by HaveYouGotASeck March 3, 2021

The Jailer

basically the lich king on crack, the jailer created the helm of domination and frostmourne and is indirectly responsible for several events in the warcraft universe

handsome squidward but hes a god of death

and bdsm

1: did you hear about the jailers new plot?
2: yeah, i dont like it. my friend does though

by XDanX03 June 30, 2021

Japer

1.The act of playing your guitar for your baby girl after sex, no matter how bad it sounds

2. The act of ejaculating in less than 45 seconds

Guy1: Hey i totally had sex with my girl friend yesterday

Guy2: That's awesome, did you use the japer?

Guy1: o hell no, i'm not a giant faggot.

by Geneseofarmplow1! May 6, 2009

Japser

A combo of the words "Japan" and "laser". A Japser is a weapon used in 2250. Japsers were created by the Japanese after Earth was taken over by the Irkens (ref- Invader Zim). First sed in GalaxyDancer's fanfic "Down Came The Rain" (www.fanart-central.net/stories.php?sid=11875)

"But it doesn't matter now, because I'm never going back. Ever. I will kill myself with a Japser first."

~Zim

by GalaxyDancer April 16, 2005