by texasredeyechicka November 23, 2010
Fictitious sexual act performed on the TV show Two and A Half Men. In the episode, Charlie Sheen's character refers to his new girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy, giving him Japanese Rain Goggles. In the context you are to assume this is like a Dirty Sanchez, Dutch Oven, or similar act.
She was unbelievable in bed. She just gave me a set of Japanese Rain Goggles, like I've never had before.
by Madeyoulookituptoo November 25, 2010
by crazdlady November 23, 2010
by Gunny McGunns November 23, 2010
At the climax of a sexual encounter, the post-coital matter becomes airborne at an angle in which the recipient is caused to squint their eyes in anticipation. In that moment, the aforementioned distributor will, in an act of heroism, stretch the scrotal sack to cover the intended recipients' (then slanted) ocular cavities, thus creating Japanese Rain Goggles.
She finally accepted my relationship request on Facebook, solely due to my flawless execution of the Japanese Rain Goggles last night.
by 2 1/2 men, -the 1/2, + a girl November 26, 2010
by flogglywoggly November 25, 2010
When a girl is squirting in your face so you have to squint like a Japanese person, and wished you had a pair of goggles.
Two And A Half Men:
Charlie: Have you ever had a woman give you Japanese rain goggles?
Alan: I've never even heard of that
Charlie: Neither had I until last night, and now I don't know how i'd ever live without them
Charlie: Have you ever had a woman give you Japanese rain goggles?
Alan: I've never even heard of that
Charlie: Neither had I until last night, and now I don't know how i'd ever live without them
by Pista November 24, 2010