Janitorial Two-Step

The act of stepping over/around vacuum cleaner cords while vacuuming, sometimes in an erratic manner, depending on the lay of the cords.

The vacuum cleaner cords got so tangled and twisted under my feet I had to do the Janitorial Two-Step to not trip over them.

by denshanosenshi September 8, 2019

Tributum Janitoribus

A ritual done in school restrooms (specifically male bathrooms, but could theoretically be done in female restrooms as well), to "thank" the janitors. It is preformed by urinating into a Urinal (or toilet), and then throwing a random item into the piss filled container. This item can be most anything, but most commonly its done with pencils, food wrappings, or just food.

"Oy vey, seems somebody has preformed a Tributum Janitoribus in the Bathroom, AGAIN"

by Alithonym January 31, 2024

RFK Junioring

The act of drawing sweeping healthcare conclusions while lacking medical evidence.

First it was vaccinations, and now it is Tylenol they are blaming autism on. Stop RFK Junioring us!

by LaughingAloud September 29, 2025