splorched my jammies

when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|

stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...

by 1-800-BEVERLYMARSH October 29, 2020

[jamarien]

Jamarien: A men that is strong,loyal,faithful,sophisticated a men that is honest about everything never hide nothing a men that will do for his women and kids a men that will stay by your side no matter Wat is going on he will always the that one person

A great person
Jamarien

by [Jamarien] December 22, 2016

nut in my jammies

you’re so excited, you cant compose yourself
yeehaw😎

“omg jenni, ur making me nut in my jammies”

by nutinmyjammies February 25, 2019

mammaries

chest puppies

thanks for the mammaries

by CCUP April 17, 2003

wank jammies

noun. A piece of fabric or clothes that's used to cleans one's semen after masturbation.
Usually old sweat pants, T-shirts, single socks, and old boxers.
The wank jammies are used soly for that purpose, and are usually hidden away in a safe place (under the matress, the closet).

Don't touch that dog, them be my wank jammies, yo.
Crap, my mom washed my wank jammies

by koko October 31, 2004

Yanks for the Mammaries

Describes when men " pleasure " themselves after a Girls Gone Wild Video or other event where drunk young college age girls expose their breasts.

Meanwhile at a big spring break party...

Dave: Dude..I'm soooo wasted...
Fred: Yeah man...oh my god shes going to do it!
Dave: Who?
Fred: Surfer tits..you know...surf and turf!
Dave: oh..Oh OH There goes the t-shirt! Look at those righteous tities!
In unison " Yanks for the Mammaries!

Dave goes to grab his crotch but misses and collapses in a drunken stupor.

Fred ,50 years later is visiting Dave's grave site. He thinks to himself "Good times...good times".

by GFeet January 13, 2010

jaemarie

A creative ,happy , silly , and loves to laugh. She will always love but sometimes she will never forgive

Jaemarie is so out there

by I rose January 25, 2017