The action of taking a shit. Usually used where discretion is neccessary, such as public places. Sometimes shortened to "James" to increase discretion.
"She said she was going to go make a phone call, but I think James Brown is coming over." or "I need to get home, James is coming over!"
by SynMon September 15, 2008
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Get the James Brownmug. by Fantomas April 17, 2006
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Get the james brownmug. James browning is a one of a kind character, always the life of the party throwing down his best dance moves on the floor to impress the sexiest bitches around. Will NEVER say no to a shot of liquor and will ALWAYS end up naked by the end of the night not knowing what the hell is going on and tending to not cover himself infront of strangers. Has great conversations and is always a nice person to talk to, but beware afdter a few too many patrone shots he begins to speak in a Russian Monalaugue which is a mix of several languages but mostly Russian. You can spot a James Browning driveing a charcole colored "RIG" while listening to Lil Wayne most likely drinking a madress or forty ounce old english. But beware if you are drunk and he tries to convince you he is sober and good to drive do not believe him... Ever... Also do not i repeat do not get on his bad side while he is intoxicated because he tends to destroy things/ girls houses that are supposed to sell the night after the party.
" hey james what are you doing tonight" "im blacking out, im james browning, wanna come with? we can take my RIG"
by Brock Sampson III October 26, 2012
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Get the James Browningmug. by Catarino Pardo December 18, 2007
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Get the james brownmug. The male member, whilst covered in the fecal matter of a partner bening then orally engaged by the second party.
by The Oxford Dictionare July 15, 2008
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Get the james brownmug. The act of defecation.
Other terms which express this action include raise a stink and paint the town brown.
Other terms which express this action include raise a stink and paint the town brown.
person 1: I really need to get in the bathroom.
person 2: Just go whiz behind the house, nobody'll see you.
person 1: But I gotta free James Brown!
person 2: wanna borrow my mom's Holy Bible to wipe with? The pages are surprisingly soft.
person 1: ok that sounds cool, but how come YOU get to be person 2? I'm the one dropping the deuce!
person 2: Look bro, I'm just a fictional character in a hypothetical conversation which was contrived for the purposes of illustration. Go ask hecktor dangus.
person 2: Just go whiz behind the house, nobody'll see you.
person 1: But I gotta free James Brown!
person 2: wanna borrow my mom's Holy Bible to wipe with? The pages are surprisingly soft.
person 1: ok that sounds cool, but how come YOU get to be person 2? I'm the one dropping the deuce!
person 2: Look bro, I'm just a fictional character in a hypothetical conversation which was contrived for the purposes of illustration. Go ask hecktor dangus.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 7, 2010
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Get the free James Brownmug. To over-elaborately over complicate the simplest of things, whilst escalating the unlikeleness of what you are saying actually happening.
And putting it across like a 5 year old halfwit with half a brain who is on crack.
And putting it across like a 5 year old halfwit with half a brain who is on crack.
Did you hear James' James Brown speak? He e-mailed me to say "Well while he is away we could also get Leyton to pop over to his girlfriends house and while there paint egg whites on the windscreen of the people carrier. In the sun the egg white turns to a glue like substance and becomes diamond hard. It takes huge amounts of effort to clean off."
by JBazz December 25, 2007
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Get the James Brown Speakmug.