Value Jam Jar

When a man is lonely and poor, so seeks pleasure from a value jar of jam, of any flavour he wishes, by inserting his penis inside of it. The man may remove some jam beforehand to stop the jam making too much mess but if the man pleases he may insert his penis into a full jar of jam. If the man is rich but lonely, he may use a branded jam jar.
I haven't had sex in a while, I may do a value jam jar later to help cope.
by Lonely Horny Water Bottle August 21, 2016
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jam your jelly jar

An invitation and/or proclamation to have sex with someone.
Gee Mrs. Crabtree, I'd love to jam your jelly jar!
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Jam Jar

The Jam Jar is a muscular and tubular part of the female genital tract, which in humans extends from the vulva to the uterus. The outer Jam Jar opening may be partly covered by a membrane called the hymen. At the deep end, the cervix (neck of the uterus) bulges into the Jam Jar. The Jam Jar allows for sexual intercourse and childbirth, and channels menstrual flow, which occurs periodically as part of the menstrual cycle.
"Ay Cookie Boy, get a load of that Jam Jar? Its toooight like a tooiger"

"I'm going to tear that jam jar a new lolly box."

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "can I smell your Jam Jar?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet then".

"Your Jam Jar should be called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin"

"How is a Jam Jar like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them"

"Why is a Jam Jar just like the weather? When it's wet, it's time to go inside"

"What do Jam Jar's and screen doors have incommon? The more they get slammed the looser they get"

"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her Jam Jar was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone"

Jam Jar translated in English = Jasmine.
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faithybaby’s vagina
jam jar is an organ belonging to the current gf of ellie j ( soon to be ex )
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jam jars

person one: i like your jam jars

person two: thanks
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Jam Jar-ing

To over elaborate on an insignificant part of a story.
"I liked her story about the shark but she kept Jam Jar-ing about her shoes that day."
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Jam Jar-ing

To over over elaborate unimportant details in a boring story or event.
"I really enjoyed talking to Steve but when he told the story about the roller coaster he kept "Jam Jar-ing" about the person behind him".
by Barry48 August 12, 2021
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