Jam Jar-ing

To over elaborate on an insignificant part of a story.

"I liked her story about the shark but she kept Jam Jar-ing about her shoes that day."

by Barry48 August 12, 2021

Value Jam Jar

When a man is lonely and poor, so seeks pleasure from a value jar of jam, of any flavour he wishes, by inserting his penis inside of it. The man may remove some jam beforehand to stop the jam making too much mess but if the man pleases he may insert his penis into a full jar of jam. If the man is rich but lonely, he may use a branded jam jar.

I haven't had sex in a while, I may do a value jam jar later to help cope.

by Lonely Horny Water Bottle August 21, 2016

jam your jelly jar

An invitation and/or proclamation to have sex with someone.

Gee Mrs. Crabtree, I'd love to jam your jelly jar!

by BetaRiffs June 15, 2017

jam jarred

when you make a bong out of a jam jar and you get really stoned from it.

Miguel: Hey Liam, lets hit that jam jar bro.
liam: Damn bro, i dont wanna greenout are you sure?

Miguel: Do it bro. Hitting a Jam Jar is the best
"Liam hits bong"
I just got jam jarred bro

by swiggityswoogy November 19, 2015

Jam Jars

Large glasses with thick lenses, often considered nerdy or geeky. Sometimes referred to as coke bottles.

Cool Kid 1: Eugh, look at that dweeb with the jam jars.
Cool Kid 2: Gag me. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing those.

by Raoul D. October 4, 2010

Jam Jars

A glass jar that may contain many sorts of alcoholic beverages (mainly Ryan Cokes) and may or may not have a handle. True Jam Jars should be able to hold a full mickey. After indulging in a series of Jam Jars, comical events tend to happen.

"I've had like...7 fucking Jam Jars..."

"Let's get some Jam Jars, or play Bag Face"

by Ludacrisp August 14, 2008

jam jars

glasses

person one: i like your jam jars

person two: thanks

by p00piep4nts November 19, 2021